whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly"
whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na"
She lifted her face to him, and he bent forward and kissed her on the mouth, gently, with the one kiss that is an eternal pledge. And as he kissed her his heart strained again in his breast. He never intended to love her. But now it was over. He had crossed over the gulf to her, and all that he had left behind had shrivelled and become void.;)))
Kuch Iss Tarah Se Hum Tere Nazdek Aa Chuke
Khud KO Tere Wajood Ka Hissa Bana Chuke
AB To Hamare Dard KI Koi Dua Kero
Hum To Tumhe APna Mashia Bana Chuke
"Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score;
Then to that twenty, add a hundred more:
A thousand to that hundred: so kiss on,
To make that thousand up a million.
Treble that million, and when that is done,
Let"s kiss afresh, as when we first begun."
kiss is the key of love,love is the lock of marriage, marriage is the box of children, children is the problem of pakistan, so plz stop kissing and save pakistan.
One day a girl asked Molvi,"Can i Kiss a Boy"
Molvi Replay,"Naozbillah"
Girl,"Can i Kiss a Man"
Molve Replay,"Astagfirullah"
Girl,"Can i Kiss you"
Molvi,"Jee Bismillah"
