whn u kiss a britis

whn u kiss a britis
whn u kiss a british girl she says "kiss me softly"
whn u kiss a american girl shw says "kiss me hardly" and
whn u kiss a paki girl she says "oai!! kisi nu dussi na"
  

Jun, 14 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2465 views       Kiss

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tuje chumne ka maza hi aur ha

tuje me chuma tere in kubsurat gulabi honton pe

tuje chumo me tera hasen mehktwe jism ko

bus tume hi chum ta jao mera is tarah mere jawani ki saal beet jaye
"Where should one use perfume?"
a young woman asked.
"Wherever one wants to be kissed,"I said.
if i could bring back memories i would bring the first day
i kissed you i look you in the eyes and felt love.
thanks god an angel came into my life!
kiss is the key of love,love is the lock of marriage, marriage is the box of children, children is the problem of pakistan, so plz stop kissing and save pakistan.
A Kiss is alovely trick designed by nature,
to stop speech whaen words become superfluous.
One day a girl asked Molvi,"Can i Kiss a Boy"
Molvi Replay,"Naozbillah"
Girl,"Can i Kiss a Man"
Molve Replay,"Astagfirullah"
Girl,"Can i Kiss you"
Molvi,"Jee Bismillah"
come on my love and make me feel your self
just come on babe u have burnt a flame of love
in my heart i am still burning in that,
if some one can quench my thrust in the desert of sorrows
it''s only you whenever i feel about you there comes tears
in my eyes and heart sighs u wouldn''t live without me,
come on my love ,just come on in my life for once..
Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
Smile is the 2nd best thing you can do with your Lips.
What is first thing? ..??..
(Answer is "KISS").
I will give you one kiss to go to sleep.
I give you two kisses to dream.
I give you an endless row of kisses to,
when you wake up in the morning, think of me. ;->
KISS oR pass
WELLAA gUYS n THis thIng
U have To TELL
DO u wana Kiss THE abOVE persoN
or Just kICK hIS Butt..!!!
WELL nOW starT enJoyIng.....;->
I"ve been thinking about u and me..
if we were alone how it would be..
I would kiss u all over till ur feeling hot..
then give u a sensation when I hit the spot!