Funny Quote on a married

Funny Quote on a married
Funny Quote on a married guy''s T-shirt.
All Women Are

Devils &

I Married Their Queen. :-)
  

May, 12 2010     98 chars (1 sms)     2312 views       Funny

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Apna mobile uthao, hamara dil apko kuch batana chahta hai..








































Choro mobile wapas rakh do
erada change ho gya
Phir kabhi...
Wife: Darling ! When Was The Last Time Our Son Wrote To Us ... ?

Husband: Just A Minute Sweetheart ! I''ll See The Cheque-Book ... (-;
Always Keep Ur Pic in Ur Pocket,

U Know Y?

WhenEver U Face Any Problem

Just C Ur Pic

& Say 3 Times

"If i Can FaceThis,

i Can Face AnyThing.
''Barray Zalim Hain Teri Gali K Bachay Faraz.

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Kutta Peechay Laga K Kehte Hain.

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Aazma Luck Aazma
Apni Qismat Ki Baazi, Azma. :-)''
Teri aawaz sunne ko jab taras jata hoon,
Toh ghisa pita cd player chala leta hoon.
Teri surat ko jab taras jaata hoon,
Toh cartoon network laga leta hoon.
Teacher: Translate into Urdu.

"She is Kidding"


Pathan: Woh Bachay Day Rahi Hai.
Agar kisiko kisise pyaar hojaye toh kya karna chahiye????









think!!!!!!!!!!!!










dono ki shaadi karwa deni chahiye...
SAALON KA BHOOT UTAR JAAYEGA....... ;->
Have u seen a monkey wrapped in plastic?
No???
Quickly see your driving license.
Good time,
bad time,
night time,
day time,
work time,
off time,
sad time,
happy time,
in the mean time i''m thinking of you all the time
A msg for all the students
of different Colleges and Universities !

As we all know that isb had been through
so many strikes and holidays,
last year.
So, to cover-up that all the students
must hav to convince
our skools admin team to
open the skool on 14th Feb (Sunday);-)
Cute… Good looking… Easy to handle… Cool… Sexy… Nice structure… Its my mobile. How about your?''
Most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai..

Paani k bina tu Poty dho nahi sakti...

mere siva tu kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti... ;->