Pyarey Bhaiyya

Pyarey Bhaiyya
Pyarey Bhaiyya!!



27 August ko Hamara VaLima hai,
Zaroor ana..
Mere MoBiLe mein BaLance nahi hai..

Is Liye "UN" k MobiLe se MSG kr Rahi hoon.


Aap ki Behen
KATRINA KAIF
  

Jun, 14 2010     185 chars (2 sms)     2316 views       Insult

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Ab tek meri life khuli bottle thi
Jis main se sub perfume ki terha ur jata tha
aap k aane se sub kuch ruk gaya hai

khuda kare aap jaisa dhkken sub ko mile
Forest king Virappan died last week. In his memory let us all
switch off our mobiles for 2 mins. Plz forward this to all local
criminals, as I did.
beta tayari kar lo!

Count down shurru ho chuka

thoray se din reh gaye hain

jo karna hai kar lo











phir Ramzan ka chand nazar atay he tum zanjeeron main bandh diye jao ge
.""""v""""".
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aham! this is not a heart, this is my old underware which i don"t use,
i thought i should ask you before i throw it
Oye tennu chahi di tay nai???
open with love


mujhe tum se kuch kehna hai


bura to nahi maano ge


wohi kuch jis ki tumhain zaroorat hai


wo pyar bharay 3 lafz




"Insaan Ban Jaao"
kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
Ek Kabotar




Itna Ura





Itna Ura





Itna Ura





Buhat upar gaya





Itna





Itna







Bus Ab nazar
Nai a raha apna kaam kro,
Kal Dhondin gay.
Q: Wat do you call an intelligent woman?

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A: A Rumour!
Jab Kabhi kanjusi ka award diya jayega apka naam sab sey pehley liya jayega. ghalti sey bhi ab sms na kerdena varna award haath sey niqal jayega!!
andheri kabar,

sunsan kabristan,

soni haveli,

kala aasman,

bejli karki aaya tofan,

rat ho gayee

so ja shaitan,
Yamraj:Ur Time Is Over.
Boy:Is There Anyway To Escape?

Yamraj:If U Can Kiss D 1 Who Is Reading This Msg!

Boy:Che..Yack..Thu..
I Prefer To Die
kanjos ki zindagi kia jeena.
kabhi humari tarah b jiya karo.
roz mere sms par kar sharam nai aati.
kabi khud b sms kiya karo.
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ab to kar do sms...