Where r u? U r u not replying? I m worried coz todays paper I read
that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured. So if u r
safe, SMS me immediately.
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo . Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg? . Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi, Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga,
ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga...
pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun..
phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga...
3 tips to break a miror:
1. pathar mar ker tod do.
2. utha ke neechay phainko.
3. sheesha ke saamne khare ho ker muskurao.
Mujhay yaqeen hai ke 3 wala tumhare liye ziada mufeed hai.
