3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:

3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:
Lay Jigar 3 Jawan Aur Popat Bachiyon K Number:

Lata Mangeshkar:
03339200068

Fatima Suraiyya Bajiya:
03215659217

Abida Parveen:
03218525363


Ab Thanks Bol Kar Sharminda Na Karna.
  

May, 12 2010     194 chars (2 sms)     2929 views       Funny

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RehMan MaLik Ne ApnAy Ghar LiGht Katwa Di.


B-c0z Ghar mE jAwaN BachIaAn hAin Or :":




WapDa WaLLay JhatKay MaarTay Hain.
A Truth

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn''t.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won''t change and she does. . . ;->
Imran Hashmi On Cosmatic Shop :
Aik Lips Stick Dein.
Donkandar: Kon Sa Colour ?
Imran : Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste Acha Hona Chahiay..;-)
Now-A-Days Our "Shoulder Angels" Are Also Disturbed.
Y?
Coz
I Heard Them Talking With One Another
K

"Gunnah Naye Time Par Likhain

Ya Puraney Time Par"
Faraz In English Mood

A Lot Of Pottato In A Lot Of Rice FARAZ...



Served With Ketchup Tastes Very Nice...
Yum Yum
aik aurat jannat k farishtay se boli: mera nikah..
mere dunya wale shohar se karwa do
Farishta bola: nikah tu karwadon ..
pehlay koi maulvi tu jannat mai aye
Cycle chalate waqt handle ko dekho
Ladki patate waqt sandle ko dekho
Girl n Boy were siting alone in d garden..

Girl-Do something which makes my heart beat faster..

Boy-Runaway ur father is coming!!!
:-D
Aik Aurt Dresing K Liye Dr K Pas Jati Hai,

DR ! Dresing Karte Huay Pochta Hai,

Ap Ko Kis Cheez Ne Kata Hai?

Na To Ye Kutte K Kate Ka Nishan Hai Or Na Hi Kisi Dosre Janwar Ka,

Aurat !

Ye Aurat K Katey Ka Nishan Hai

Jis Ne Mujhe Apne

Shuhar K Sath Dekh Lia Tha.1
The more I learn the more I get to know, the more I know the more I forget, the more I forget the less I know, so why should I be learning??
A Mother''s Love

Your arms were always open
when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when
I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern
when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has
guided me and gave me wings to fly.