I saw U on ROAD

I saw U on ROAD
I saw U on ROAD today.
U were lukin SO fine,
Ur face SO divine,
Ur walk SO perfect.
My HEART started singing a Sweet Song:
WHO LET THE DOGS OUT!
  

Jun, 14 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2680 views       Insult

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A BOY on DATE With GIRL in BMW.
Jaan, Maine tumse ek baat chupayi hai. I''m already married.
Girl: oh, Tumne to dara diya, Main Samjhi BMW tumhari Nahi hai.
Yaar Mujhe AIk CaLL kro Plz, Koi Khas Kaam To Nhi hai,
ActuaLLy meri Ammi Tumse Baat Krna Chahti Hain,
Unko YaQeen Nhi Ho Rha k










Bandar Bhi Batein Krte Hain..
... MaX iNsUlTz ...

* I''d Insult You,
But
You Are Not Bright
Enough To Notice .. !!

* The World Is A lot
Mind & Matter
I Don''t Mind & You
Don''t Matter ... !!

* I Think & Therefore
We Have Nothing
Common ... !!

* I Thought You Were
An ASSET
But
You Are 2 Words
Off .. !!


And Now


If You Have Something
To Say
Raise Your Hand






And





Place It Over Your
Mouth ...

Because

I m Allergic To Bullshit
Dozakh
Main
Shaitano
Ne
Ehtijaj
Ker
Rakha Hai
K Humare
Us
Dost
Ko
B
Giriftaar
Kia
Jaye
Jo
Is
Waqt
Zameen
Per
Azad
Ghoom
Raha Hai
Aur
"NAIK"
Logon
K
SmS
Parh
Hai...... :P
Mental Hospital Ke Operation Theatre Main

Operation Tayyar

Saman Mojood

Docters Mojood

Nurses Mojood

Laikin Mental



SMS Parhney Main Masroof Hai.
Yaar aaj ka din bada fuddu hai....

Fuddu se yaad aaya

Kaisa hai tu..!!
kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena...
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya kero..
raat se mere sms parh ker sharm nai ati...
kabhi khu bhi sms kya kero....
Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well.....
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
No Visits
No Calls
No SMS
No Missed Calls
I"m worried kya hoa zoo walon ne dobara pakar liya kya?
Pathan 2 shopkeeper: Bhai sahb 1 rupia ka Easy Load kardo
.
Shopkeeper: 1 rupey ke load se kesi ko call karni hai ya msg?
.
Pathan: Karna tu kuch bhi nahi,
Bus aisy hi paisy urany ki adat hai
Ankhon mein shrrafat.


chal mein nazaakat.


dil mein sachai.


phir kyon na bole ap o her lerki



MERA BHAI,MERA BHAI.
Maine ap ko khwab main dekha
Aap hooron k darmian they
Maine ALLAH se poocha
Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai
Jawab aya: Isko jaza nahi...
Hooron ko saza mili hai..