Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai

Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?

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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye

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So Rahe Ho Kya??

May, 12 2010 141 chars (1 sms) 2572 views Funny

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Car,

Dressing ya bank
balance?

Biwi: Aap k sex se,Aap
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Aik Elephant agar

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Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
Sochay ga?

Nahi Pata?
Ye hi k..

ye Aadmi iti si soond se paani kesay pita hoga..?
ha ha ha ha ha r
Nangey Aadmi ko
dekhay ga to kha
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step by step the jou

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Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai

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