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Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia
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Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia
Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia
Afridi ne Boll chaba k de dia Is bat ka saboot!
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Colgate banaey,
masoorhe sehet mand or Dant mazboot! ;->
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May, 12 2010
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BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal rah
''Ek kutta b0hat akarr k chal raha tha.
Sher ne pucha tu kis khushi me akarr raha hai?
T0 kutty ne kaha:
0ye aram se.
Hamare baap ki hukumat hai...''
Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len
Apki medical report a gyi hai dekh len
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Ghabrane ki koi bat nhi ap k ander sirf 2 kerrey hain
Ek apko call nahi krne deta dosra sms
Girls Psychology
Girls Psychology - Fraud with Innocent Boys; Fun with Handsome Boys; Friendship with Charming Boys; Contacts with Intelligent Boys; Flirt with Freaky Boys; Love with Faithful Boys & in the end Marriage with the Rich Boy
Arz kya hai,
Arz kya hai,
Na zoroorat rakho sitaron ki,
Na zaroorat rakho faltu yaron ki,
Bus ik dost mango mere jesa,
Jo watt laga de saron ki. :d
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''Yar Paisy kab do gay mery
Sendar+923343004071
Ye msg sb doston ko snd kro
90% pagal pura msg parhe baghair he rply ka''
''Din Dhal Gaya Or Raat Agai
''Din Dhal Gaya Or Raat Agai
Wah Wah
Din Dhal gaya Or Raat Agai
Kamine Bher Ja Kar Dekh Teri Behn Ki Barat Agai.
Husband: "Where do
Husband: "Where do you want to go for our marriage anniversary. . . ?"
Wife: "Some where I have never been. . . !"
Husband: "How about the kitchen. . . ?" . . . ;->
phansi se pehle jail
Phansi se pehle jailer ne pathan se pocha:
bata teri akhri khuwaish kya hai?
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Pathan: bus punjab mei 1 khud kush hamla krny do...=P;->
Aj Kal Zardari Kon
Aj Kal Zardari Kon Se Naaray Se Darta Hai.
Zinda Hai ''B''b'' Zinda Hai.
''Aap ko Meri taraf se
''Aap ko Meri taraf se
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Or mere tamam Friends ki taraf se
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Or mery Chahny walon ki taraf se
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Or 16 crore Pakistanio ki taraf se
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THENGA.....Ooouuww>''
Wh8''s the difference
Q. Wh8''s the difference between Mechanical Engineers & Civil Engineers ... ?
A. Mechanical Engineers Build Weapons, Civil Engineers Build Targets ... ;->
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