I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     3129 views       Inspirational

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When you are in light, everything will follow you......
But when you enter dark, Even your shadow will not follow you......

BeIng Urself . . . Stop Relying Others
great lines from shakspear:
"i am not handsome but i can give my hand to some one who needs help,BEAUTY IS IN THE HEART NOT IN THE FACE"
Regretting Over Yesterday And Fear Of Tomorrow Are The Two Thieves Which Steal Our Present..
Live For Today..
Life Will Be Beautiful
Success means doing the best we can with what we have. Success is the doing, not the getting; in the trying, not the triumph. Success is a personal standard, reaching for the highest that is in us, becoming all that we can be.
"The Unfortunate Thing About

This World Is That The

Good Habits

Are Much Easier To Give Up

Than The Bad Ones"
Hard work spotlights the character of people:
some turn up their sleeves, some turn up their
noses, and some don''t turn up at all.
Do More Thn Belong - Participate
Do More Thn Care - Help
Do More Thn Believe - Practice
Do More Thn b Fair - b Kind
Do More Thn 4give - 4get
Do More Thn Dream - Work
A prson askd an
intellectual
"How do i get d Best out
of Lyf?"
Intellectual answrd:
"Face Ur Past widout
regret,
Handle Ur Present wid
confidence,
Prepare 4 d Future
Widout fear"
Thn He added,
"Keep d Faith & drop d
Fear
Dnt Believe Ur Doubts
& nvr Doubts Ur
Believes
Lyf is Wondrful If U
Knw how 2 Live" (:
Heart in champions has to do with the depth of your motivation and how well your mind and body react to pressure.
Never Compromises Ur Values & Beliefs,
Even If it Means
Risking Riddicule And Rejection

Be True To Urself
Live Ur Own Life
& Don’t Allow Others
To Decide What’s Best For U

If U Do, U’ll B Unhappy
B’coz U’re Untrue To Urself . . .
Life Never Seem 2 Be Da Way V Want It
But V Live Da Best Way V Can
There Is No Perfect Life
But V Can Fill It Wid Perfect Moments

B Passionate . . .
Language has a great impact:
Those who speak rude, can't sell honey,
but those who speak sweet can even sell chilies