I went to a bookstore

I went to a bookstore
I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was. She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

Dennis Miller
  

Jun, 15 2010     150 chars (1 sms)     2251 views       Inspirational

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Hunger Wakes You 2 Work

Failure Makes You 2 Achieve


Poverty Pushes You 2 Earn

Problems Keep You Alert


Its Just +ve Attitude That Makes
Life Sweeter & Worthier
Go Confidently In The Direction Of Your Dreams. . . Live The Life You''ve Imagined. . . As You Simplify Your Life, The Laws Of The Universe Will Be Simpler. . . .
The single finger which wipes out tears during our Failure is much better than 10 fingers which come together to clap for our Victory…
Rememember that "there are 4 things that you cannot recover."
These are:

1- The stone...

...after the throw!

2- The word...

...after it’s said!

3- The occasion...

... after the loss!

4- The time...

... after it''s gone!
"I m a PAKISTANI "

Kill me & call it
"A Mistake"

Imprison me & call it
"Security Measure"

Exile my people n masses & call it
"Progres"

Declare my leaders as the enemy of our country & call it
"Quilty of Treason"

Rob my rights, invade my land, declare me as

"Terrorist" & call it
"Development"

But listen, still i am PAKISTANI and will remain PAKISTANI 4ever
"LONG LIVE PAKISTAN'''' :-|
When Ur Commitment Is Deeper Than The Sea

And

Your Ambition Is Taller Than The Sky

Then

Ur Future Will Be Brighter Than The Sun . . .
The world is a great mirror. It reflects back to you what you are. If you are loving, if you are friendly, if you are helpful, the world will prove loving and friendly and helpful to you. The world is what you are.
Walking Through Life

Contrary To Popular Belief,

The Great Men Are Not Born Great.

God Uses Trials And Turmoil To Make Them Great!
Don''t assume you''ve lots of time for all you want to do.

Though the future seems to stretch away into the blue...

Maybe you intend to scale those summits far away...,

But all that matters - is the hill you''ve got to climb today.
SuCcEsS oN AnY
MaJoR sCaLe
ReQuIrEs U 2
AcCePt ReSpOnCiBiLiTy .
In tHe FiNaL aNaLysIs ,
d QuaLiTy dAt aLl
SucCeSsFul pPl HaVe,
Is tHe aBiLiTy
2 TaKe ReSpOnSiBiLiTy ...
Folks May Call You
Different

They May Say That
You Can''t Win

But

It''s Not What''s On
The Outside

It''s What You Have
Within ...
1)Sometimes, God breaks our spirit to save our soul.
2)Sometimes, He breaks our heart to make us whole.
3)Sometimes, He sends us pain so we can be stronger.
4)Sometimes, He sends us failure so we can be humble.
5)Sometimes, He sends us illness so we can take better care of ourselves.
6)Sometimes, He takes ''everything'' away from us so we can learn the value of ''everything'' we have