When you are

When you are
When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.
  

Jun, 17 2010     610 chars (4 sms)     2778 views       Friendship

more Friendship SMS Messages

Na salaam yaad rakhna
na paigaam yaad rakhna
ho sake tho zindagi mein
hamara naam yaad rakhna
Humari aapki dosti bilkul FIX hai,


Happiness or Sadness sab kuch MIX hai,


Hum to Aapko na bhulenge kabhi,


Ap bhool na jayen bus thora sa RISK hai..
LOVE IS LIKE A CALL, IF U DONT RECIEVE, IT WILL BE MISSED.


BUT FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE A SMS UNTILL U OPEN IT WAITS.
Not the lack of love,
but the lack of friendship makes marriages unhappy.
Life is a little foolish and v r all fools
wen v find some1 whose foolishness is EQUAL 2 ours

v fall in 2 mutual stupidity and call it FRIENDSHIP.
In this cruel world it is very difficult to find friend
with beautiful heart, pure feelings, attractive personality
& stylish looks. So learn to value me!
Make A Friend,
Its A Gift!
Have A Friend,
Its A Grace!
Keep A Friend,
Its Virtue!
But Being A Good
Friend,Its A
Honour,Lik
U...
“DOSTI mosam nahi, keh
apni muddat pori karay orr
rukhsat ho jay,
DOSTI sawan nahi, keh
toot kar barsay or
tham jae,
DOSTI aag nahi, keh
sulgy bharkey or
bujh jae,
DOSTI aftab nahi, keh
chamkey or
doob jae,
DOSTI phool nahi, keh
khiley or
phir murjha jae,
DOSTI to saans hai jo chaley to sab kuch
toot jae to kuch bhi nahi…….. …
[[ tOdAyz ThOught ]]


Minds Are Like Parachutes.

They Only Function

When They Are Open.
If You Angry with your Loveable Friend,
Just Put aside you Egos.


Just Hug Each Other and Say:



I Need You Idiot, at least to Fight With Me..
UN KO TO BHOOL KR B NA AAI HAMARI YAD
OR HUM INTAZAR-E- SHOQ MEN JAN SAY GUZAR GAYAY.
DEDICATED TO MY FRIEND ......MUZA,,IL MUSTAFA
Never Walk Away From
A True Friend When
U C Some Faults . . .

B Patient & Realize
That NoBody Is
Perfect . . .

It''s Affection That Matter,
Not Perfection . . .