When you are

When you are sad.....
I will help you plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

When you are blue.....
I''ll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

When you smile.....
I''ll know you finally got laid.

When you are scared.....
I will rag you about it every chance I get.

When you are worried.....
I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be, and to
quit whining.

When you are confused.....
I will use little words to explain it to your dumb ass.

When you are sick.....
stay away from me until you''re well again. I don''t want whatever you have.

Jun, 17 2010 610 chars (4 sms) 3985 views Friendship

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You can eat and

You can eat and drink together, talk and laugh together, enjoy life together, but you are only real friends when you also cried together.

In this WORLD

In this WORLD, where everything seems UNCERTAIN, only one thing is DEFINITE. You''ll always be my FRIEND, beyond WORDS, beyond TIME & beyond DISTANCE!

F r I e N d S h I p

F r I e N d S h I p

Is LiKe A bAnK aCcOuNt ...

YoU cAnNoT cOnTiNuE tO dRaW oN iT

WiThOuT

MaKiNg DePoSiTs ... (=

I always thought

I always thought loving someone is the greatest feeling,
but I realized that loving a friend is even better.
We lose people we love, but we never lose true friends

Each friend represents

Each friend represents a world in us,
a world possibly not born until they arrive,
and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born.

I am a psychologist

I am a psychologist, here"s your personality test.
select one of the following digits
1 2 3 4 5

if you have selected
1. you are a mad
2. you are monkey
3. you are donkey
4. you are a bhoot
5. you are stupid

Give a friend a

Give a friend a hug every day, because when they aren''t there anymore, you will wish you could give one hundred more

UR WORDS U ANITIBIOTICS

UR WORDS U ANITIBIOTICS

UR SMILE IS ANALGESIC

UR LOOK IS ANTIFLAMATORY

UR PRESENCE IS ANTISEPTIC

DATS WHY UR MY FAVOURITE DRUG....!!

I M ADDICTED 2 UR FRIENDSHIP.....!!

A B C D E F G

A B C D E F G H I . . . . . . . . . . . U V W X Y Z..
Dekha I aur U ke beech mein jo bhee aaya sabko tapka diya...

really your friend

I am not really your friend until

I start insulting you on a daily basis.

The World''s Most

The World''s Most Happiest

Friends Never Have

The Same Characters. . .

They JusT Have The

Best Understanding

Of Their Differences. . .

We Make So Many

We Make So Many Friends,
Sum Bcum Dearest,

Sum Bcum Special,

Felt In Love Wid Sum1,

Sum Go Abroad,

Sum Change Their Cities,

Sum Left Us,

We Left Sum,

Sum R In Contact,

Sum R Not In Contact,

Sum Don''t Contact Cuz Ov Their Ego,

We Don''t Contact Sum Cuz Ov Our Ego,

Wht Eva They Were,

How Eva They Are..

We Still Remember, Love, Missed, Cared Them Cuz Ov The Part They Played To Made
"MEMORIES"

Dedicated 2 All My,
(-: "FRIENDS" ;->

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