When I was born

When I was born
When I was born, GOD said, "Oh No! Another IDIOT".
When you were born, GOD said, "OH No! COMPETITION".
Who knew, one day these two will become FREINDS FOREVER!
  

Jun, 17 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2041 views       Friendship

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Friendship Is Like Milking A Cow

If You Milk Too Often, You Won''t Get Much Milk.

If You Don''t Milk Enough, The Milk Is Sour And The Cow Is Soar.

But

If You Milk Regularly, The Milk Is Sweet, Plentiful,
And
The Cow Is Happy... <-:
The nominees for the best friends are

you

you
you

you

&
You
and the winner is "me" because


I have you
Age appears to be best in some things.
Old wood best to burn. Old books best to read.
Old rice best to eat and old friends best to keep
The glory of friendship is not the outstretched hand,
nor the kindly smile nor the joy of companionship;
it is the spiritual inspiration that comes to one when
he discovers that someone else believes in him and is
willing to trust him
Never abandon old friends. They are hard 2 replace.
Friendships is like wine: it gets BETTER as it grows OLDER.
Just like us... i get BETTER, u get OLDER.
Friends should be like zero''s. When you add, they are the same. When u subtract, they are again the same but when u try to divide, they become INFINITY.
PHOOL Khil Kar UDAS Hai,

SAMANDAR Ko Aaj Pani Ki Pyas Hai.

EK Bar Aap MUSKURA Do,

Kyunki KHUDA Ko DUNIYA Ki

SABSE ''KHUBSURAT'' HASI Ki TALASH HAI
Life is a little foolish and v r all fools
wen v find some1 whose foolishness is EQUAL 2 ours

v fall in 2 mutual stupidity and call it FRIENDSHIP.
True Frendship Doesnt Alwayz Come When Da Talk B/w 2 People Is Frequent
It Comz When Da Silence B/w Dem Is Comfortable

When you fall.....
I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
This is my oath.....
I pledge ''til the end.

Why you may ask?
Because you''re my friend!
A Friend is never measured by the number of times he made u laugh.

But by the number of times he made u SMILE after u cried.
"A friend loves you, makes you feel alright, troubles are not troubles when you talk,

listen and accept you as you are, because you will feel the same and love the same......."