Be Careful!
aap ko kissi unknown number se aik sms aa sakta hai jis se aapki
mobile screen pe meri photo aa jaye gi.
please dekhay bina delete kar dain kyon kay pehlay he bahut se
log deewanay ho chukay hain
larki: ilove u Larka : larki k sar per dupata de kr haath pakarta h or khta h behna 5 waqt ki namaz perha kro pyar mn kuch nahin rkha larke k jane k bad larki apne hath mn pakri parchi kholti h to likha hota h aqal ki aandhi marwae gi kya piche meri b.w thi phone per baat krte hn :p
'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy husb:ye kya hy? Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi. Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai? Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'
Dil kar raha hai keh....
aaj tumhein akeiley mein...
le ja kar...
apney hontoon se eik...
kis...
kis...
kis..
kiss...
kissa sunaon bili aur chohey ka..........
Mere dil mein aaj kya hai Wohi apne jo is dil mein pehle se hi the. Aur iss dil mein marte dam tak rahenge. Are main tumhare nahi Apne Tricuspid, Mitral, Pulmonary aur A-V valves k baat kar raha hoon..
A,B,C, D,E, F,G,H, I,J, K,L,M, N,O, P,Q,R, S,T, U,V,W, X,Y, Z. 1,2,3, 4,5, 6,7,8, 9,0 thank God, all buttons of my phone r working fine, aap apna kaam karo .!.
