Those who can"t

Those who can"t
Those who can"t have u hate u,
those who have u can"t handle u,
those who abuse u lose u,
& then there are those like me who just can"t refuse u!
  

Jun, 17 2010     149 chars (1 sms)     2620 views       Flirt

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Sapne saare tod kar beithe hai
dil ka armaan chod kar beithe hai
na kijiye humse wafa ki baatein
abhi-abhi dil ke tukde jod kar beithe hai
~Cute Relationship~
When Someone Gets Angry With You
And Says...
I Will Never Talk To You... :(
And Later Comes Back To Inform
You...
"I AM STILL ANGRY"
I know you think I"m cute,
I know you think I"m fine,
but like the other guys,
take a number and wait in line!
A - U"r Attractive
B - U"r D Best
C - U"r Cute
D - U"r Dear 2 me
E - U"r Excellent
F - U"r Funny
G - U"r Gud Looking
H - He He He
I - I"m
J - Just K - Kidding
us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,,main dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao
main ne phir dabaya ,,,
us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,,
main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :d
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10,
Hug Rs.20,
Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50.
But you don"t worry, flirting is still free
'Dulha: plz bilkul sch btana k shadi se pehle tumhare kitne boy friends thy?Dulhan ne ek lifafa usko pkra diya jis mein moong ki daal k kuch daane aur Rs.150 thy
husb:ye kya hy?
Wife:main jb b koi boy friend bnati thi to is main ek daana daal deti thi.
Husband (Daane gin kr shukr krta hai k bht ziada nhi hain): tumhare bs 6 boy frnds thy? Aur ye is 150 rupy ka kya matlab hai?
Wife:10 din pehle main ne 2kilo daal bechi thi,ye usi k paise hain.:-P'
Open with Love...
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I...
Love...
Disturbing you...
hansi aati hai mujhe hazrat-e-insan per, kare khata khud la''anat bheje shetan per.
If you say my eyes are beautiful it"s because they"re looking at
you, for my eyes are just the windows my feelings come through.
Cotton candy?
nope!
Chocolate syrup?
nah!
lemme c...
how about sugar?
hmmm....
nope!
damn!
still can''t find anything as
sweet as YOU!.
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Di I have permission to make an emergency landing in your bedroom
tonight!