Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai.

Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai.
Doctor:
Aap k Shohar ko mukamal aram ki zaroorat hai..!

Ye neend ki goliyan Le Jayen

Biwi:
Ye mein inhen
kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Jab mein aaon... =P ;->
  

May, 13 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2739 views       Funny

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Socho.


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"Qarz-e-Hasna kisay kehte hain"?


Pathan:

"Jab Qarz denay wala paise wapis mangay, aur qarz Lene wala HANS day, to usay Qarz-e-Hasna kehte hen"!
''Que: Ek baby Africa Main paida hui....
Uske Daton Ka color kya hoga?
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Socho
Socho
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Are itna bhi kya sochna

Kya kissi nayi paida hui ladki dant bhi hotain hain?''
Girl: Aisa khat likh sajna
Meri umar beet jaye parhtay parhtay

Boy:
(i=0i>xE''I1i+:e_y#a#>#"e!%; =*?#@?w@''e*,e(p+>i*Le sajni ab parh ;)
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead cheetah??
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Yuppie.... New Shorts . . . ;->
Girlfriend : Are you sure you love me and no one else?

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Santa Ko Ek Bar Paisi Ki Jarurat Thhi, Apne Dost Banta Ko Bola.

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