Pathan namaz parhnay gya

Pathan namaz parhnay gya 0r 2 bar wazoo kia..
kisi ny pocha khan sahab aap ny 2 bar wozu kyo kia hai?
pathan ny jawab diya:agr 1 toot gya to dosra kam ayega ;->

May, 13 2010 166 chars (2 sms) 2489 views Funny

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Teacher: Humien

Teacher: Humien Garibon k Saath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye.
Boy: Acha Ab Samajh me Aaya.
Teacher: Kya?
Boy: Yehi k Papa Aksar Maasi ko Galay Kyun Lagatay hain.

boy and girl

boy to girl : koi esi baat kaho jis me khushi bhi ho or dukh bhi...

girl: I LOVE U bhaai :D

Balle... Balle....

Balle... Balle....
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Chaar Haathi He.

Chaar Haathi He.
3 Haathi Laal Chaddi Pehne Hue He, Aur Ek Ne Pili.

Bolo Aisa Q ??

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Q Ki Jungle Me Sale He... 3 Laal Chaddi Pe Ek Pili Chaddi Free He :)

Larka: larki ko tang kar raha tha

Larka: larki ko tang kar
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Larki:ap k ghar main
MAA,BEHAN nahi ha?

Larka:Hain, bus ap ki
kami hay

Larki:Ap ko meri kami
mehsus horai ha?

Ye baat agar mairay 5
BHAION Ko pata chali to
apkay ghar waloN ko
apki KAMI mehsus hogi....-;>

Shahrukh Khan kaunsa

Shahrukh Khan kaunsa Chemical hai ???

Ok.. the answer is Sodium...

Bhool gaye...

He said Main Hoon NA...
NA is the chemical symbol for Sodium....

Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.......

Hont Se Hont Milay Tou Kia Hota Hai.........????

SocHo......????

Nahi Pata....!!!!

Uff Kitni Gandi Soch Hai Tumhari
Kuch Nahi Bas Muunh Band Hota Hai......... ;->

Aankhon he Aankon ne,

Aankhon he Aankon ne,

Aankhon he Ankhon se,

Aankhon he Ankhon main,

Kaha..

"Aiiiii - Taaaa..!" :-D

flying papers mul

Flying papers ,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY

Thousands of yesterdays are gone........

Thousands of yesterdays are gone........

millions of tomorrow will come........

but still a hope is alive........

kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!

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Pathan namaz parhnay gya

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