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Ever Notice
That Even The Busiest
People
Are Never Too Busy
To Tell You Just

How Busy They
Are .... !!! ;->

May, 13 2010 136 chars (1 sms) 2252 views Funny

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Sardar at an Art Gallery:

Sardar at an Art Gallery:
I suppose this horrible looking thing is
what you call modern art ?

Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, thats a mirror!

Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

Other Than Being Fruits. . ..

What''s Common Between An Apple & An Orange. . . ? ? ?

They Both Are Not Banana . . . ;->

For All The People

For All The People
Who Have Got Their
Valentine

Happy Valentine

For Others

Watch Aalim Online ;->

dua karo k meri umar lambi ho

DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to

TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->

shadi k doosre din beti apni maa se

Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,

Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.

Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?

Dream Of Defeating Or Beating

If
You
Even
Dream
Of
Defeating Or Beating
Me ...
You
Better
Wake Up
n
Apologize ..

I''ll Forgive ... Coz
M Humble Na ... ;)

radio says

Man: U cheated me...

Shopkeeper: No, I sold good radio to u.

Man: Radio label shows Made in Japan
but
the radio says This is all Radio PAKISTAN!

Larkio ki ada humain pasand nai,

Larkio ki ada humain pasand nai,

Larkio se bate hamain pasand nai,

Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid hai k MAMA chahiye,

Warna humain shaadi karna pasand nai!

Pathan: Hum Ne

Pathan: Hum Ne Ek Aisa Cheez Banaya Hai Jiske Zariye Dewar K Doosri Taraf Dekha Ja Sakta Hai........!!!!!!!!

Sardar: Wo Kia Cheez Banai Hai tumne Khan Shahab

Pathan: Suurakh... ;->

Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Shadian Karo KASHISH Ki Terha

Lambi Umar Ho BAA K Terha

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Terha

Sab Ko Hansao GATTU Ki Terha

Har Janam Main Aao ANURADH Ki Terha

Qismat Se Laro PRERNA Ki Terha

Shak Karo BAJAJ Ki Terha

Aur

Aur

Aur

T.v Band Karo
Insaan Bano Meri Terha . . . ;->

Human Tastes Change As

Human Tastes Change As
They Become Mature

Little Girls Lyk Dolls & Little
Boys Lyk Balls

HowEver, When They Grow
Up

Girls Lyk Balls & Boys Lyk Dolls... ;->

Q: What do you

Q: What do you call a man who can''t hear anything?
Santa: Anything you want because he can''t hear na!!!

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