Cutest Story Ever

Cutest Story Ever
''Cutest Story Ever''

Kid- Mom I love u more thn u love me

Mom: how can u prove dix my son?

Kid: Coz u''ve 2 sons n i''ve only one mother =]

SHHO CHWEEET :]
  

Jun, 18 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2424 views       Decent

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The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter.

So forgive the one who hurt you.

They will realize ur worth one day
Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when someone Hurts U
Smile because SOMEONE
still Loves to see u Smiling
A Good Relationship Is Not When Two

"Perfect People"

Come Together.

But Itz When Two

"Imperfect People"

Learn To Enjoy Their Differences
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
pati patni jab aapas me ruthte hai
to palang ke bich me bahut jagah
khali ho jati hai,
aur jab unke bich pyar hota hai to
palang ke kinare khali ho jate hai.
Bills Travel Through

The Mail At Twice

The Speed Of Checks

Be Careful Of

Your Thoughts,

They May Become

Words At Any Moment
The Fact ... !!!



The Public Have An
Insatiable Curiosity


To Know Everything


Expect


What Is Worth
Knowing ... ;->
If You Can Kill

Your Desire On One

Particular Day,

Then Note It In Your

Diary! As You Have

Entered The

World Of

Greatness That Day!
Why is common sense like a rainbow?
Because it never appears until the storm is over.
Good Relations Don''t
Need Any Promises,
Terms & Conditions
They Just Need Two
Wonderful People-
"1 Who Can Trust
And
1 Who Can
Understand That
Trust" :)
Tu Jahan Rahe Meri DUA Ki Chaon Ho

Chahe Wo Koi Sheher Ya KOi Gaon Ho

Teri Aankh Me Nami Na Ho

Kisi Shay Ki Tujh Ko Kami Na Ho

Tujhe Lage Wo Nazar Na Ho

Kisi Dukh Ko Teri Khabar na Ho

Teri Rah Me Qaus-e-Qazah Rahe

Razi Tujh Se Rab Ki Raza Rahe

Khushi Tere Paaon Ki Dhuul Ho

Dua Ye Meri Qubool Ho

Aameen
Husband:Darling why r u wearing our wedding ring in ur wrong finger ?
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Wife:Because
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i married the wrong man.