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Interesting but True:
Interesting but True:

Q. Kya shadi Jannat ka darwaza hai?
A. Jee haan! magar bahir jany ka..!!

Q. Insan apni bewuqufi par kab khush hota hai?
A. Shadi k din..!!

Q. Kya zubani larai mein aurat say koi jeet sakta hai?
A. Jee haan! Dusri aurat..!!

Q. Talaq ki sub say bari waja kya hai?
A. Shadi... =P ;->
  
May, 13 2010     322 chars (3 sms)     2488 views       Funny

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sardar Bought A New Mobile.
sardar Bought A New Mobile.

Doston Ne Kaha Naya Mobile Lya Hay Mithai To Khilao..

Sardar Bazar Gya
Aur

Mobile Baich K Mithai Le Aya
when we throw a ball in the air
when we throw a ball in the air why does it come down?
no Physics answers
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bcoz no one is there up 2 catch the ball:-DB-):-)
"Rang De Basanti" movie
"Rang De Basanti" movie
Dekh k Santa ko bahut gussa aaya

Friend asked: Why are you so angry?

Santa: Poori film mai Basanti to dikhai nahi di
Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.
Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.
Ma: Kahan The?

Beta: Film Dekhne Gaya Tha ''Ma Ka Pyar''.

Ma: Ab Upar Jake 1 Aur Film Dekh...


''Baap Ki Maar''
"Job in Trafic Police"
"Job in Trafic Police"
The candidate must have the following qualities.

1-Behviour: battameez
2-Weight:Minimum 105 kg(125 gharri par aik hee purra aaye)
3-honesty: chalan kam kattey (oooper sey paisay ley ley)
4-looks: koi b ho(konsa behaviour pe farq pardna hai)

Yaar sunehri mauqa hai haat sey mat ghawana tum mein to iss sey b ziada khobiyan hein.
Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?
Which is the most confusing day in America(U.S.A)?
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Fathers day..!!
coz..
NOBODY knows whom to wish....
It satisfies ur mind,
It satisfies ur mind,body & soul.Do it on da bed, on da sofa, in da bathroom,kitchen or everywhere..












Its Called Prayer!
God bless ur dirty mind.
Wife:-I will die.


Wife:-I will die.
Husband:- I will also die.

Wife:-why will you die?
Husband:-because main itni khushi
bardasht nahin ker sakta:D
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:
3 Lessons Form "3 Idiots" Movie:


1. Do Any Work With Passion and Choice.

2. Believe in Yourself.

3. Always Have One Idiot Friend Like You! :-)
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina
Arz kia Hai!
Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

wah wah!

Kabhi Tum Ghor Se Dekho Aaina.

Khud hi Hans Kar kaho gy,
MADE IN CHINA . Hahahahahahahaha
Always smile ok Because
Always smile ok
Because

Your smile is so
Captivating and so nice

Show me a sample





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oye hoye
SO CUTE!
Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...
Mujhe 2 chizain bohat tang karti hain ...

1, Aap ki yaad
Jo buhot aati hay..

2, LIGHT jo buhat jati hay..

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