Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lessons
Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)
  

Jun, 19 2010     308 chars (2 sms)     2286 views       Decent

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Aren''t U Glad That
GOD''s Hotline Doen''t Have A Recording
Tht Says
"The Number U Dialed Is Temporarily Unavailable
Plz Try Ur Call Letter"
U Can Call On Him Anytime . . .
Life is so short so follow some rules.
4give quickly,
Believe slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh loudly & nvr avoid anythng that Brings smile on ur face
"Dream is not that what you see in the sleep....
Dream is the Thing which Does not Allow you to sleep...
(My Case)

Symptoms :
"Feeling Lonely,
Miserable & Sad"

Pulse:
"170/Min"

BP:
"80/40"

X-ray:
"Broken Heart"

Diagnosis:
"Missed U"

Treatment:
"Keep In Touch" ... (=
Only for u
A BEAUTIFUL FRNDSHIP POEM :
..
Are we frnds or
Are we not?

You told me once,but i forgot.

So tell me now
and tell me true,

so i can say,
I am here for u.

Of all the frnds
I hav evr met,

u r the one
I’ll nevr forget.

And if i die..
before you do,

I’ll go to heaven
AND wait for U!
Squeeze the past like a sponge, smell the present like a rose, and send a kiss to the future. Gud Day!
Madad Kyun Maangte Ho Auron k Darbar Se,
Woh Konsa Kaam Hai Jo Hota Nahi Tere PARWARDIGAR Se.


Ek ALLAH MADAD''GAAR,
BAQI SB TALAB''GAAR.
"HameSha yAAd rAkh0"

kaY

RiShtAy KhooN K NAhi HotAy,

RiShtAy EhSAS K HotAy HAiN''
AGAr EhSAS Ho To AJNAbi B ApNe,

AGAr EhSAS NA Ho To ApNe B AJNAbi...
ting tong




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"AAP KE CHEHRE PAR EK PYAARI si SMILE

now, freeze it...
Look Around You

&

Appreciate Those

Who Care About You .....


Be thankful They Are
In Your Life ..... =)
| LiFe FuNdA |

Love...... what you''ve got,
Remember....... what you had,
Learn from..... your mistakes,
But
Never regret,
People change,
Things go wrong,
But
Remember Life Goes On.....
Khuda kry k tumko JUDAI na mile
kisi k dard me TANHAI na mile
ager muje sms na kro to kuch aisa ho
k mosam ho sardi ka or
tumhen RAZAI na mile