Corporate Lessons

Corporate Lessons
Corporate Lessons.....
"We Will Do It"
Means
"U Will Do It."
"U Have Done A Great Job"
Means
"More Work Will Be Given To U."
"We R A Team"
Means
"I Am Not The Only One To Be Blamed."
"That Is A Good Question"
Means
"I Do Not Know Anything About It."
"All The Best "
Means
"U R In Trouble." :)
  

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Never seem more learned than the people u are with. Wear ur learning like a pocket watch and keep it hidden. Don''t pull it out to count the hours, but give the time when u are asked
Treasure Every Moment That You Have. . .

Yesterday Is A History. . .

Tomorrow Is A Mystery. . .

Today Is A Gift. . .

That''s Why It''s
Called The Present. . .
My eyes brimming with tears.... My heart bit by fears....... Not to love.. For everyone who has loved and lost someone... Actually there is no end of love......
Happiness is not something u postpone 4 the future. It''s something u design 4 the present. Make each moment a happy one. I jus did it by remembering U! Have a nice day.
Bills Travel Through

The Mail At Twice

The Speed Of Checks

Be Careful Of

Your Thoughts,

They May Become

Words At Any Moment
3 Magical Words
Of Life:
1.Please
2.Thank U
3.Sorry


But
Don''t Use
Dis Words To 3 Persons:
1.Friends
2.Lover
3.Mother
Pehle Wo Mri ''G/F'' Thi Me Bolta Tha Wo Sunti Thi

Phr Wo Mri Mangetr Bani Wo Bolti Thi Me Sunta Tha

JbSe Wo Mri BV Bani
Hm 2no Bolte Hain Pura Mohala Sunta He
I Feel That Tears R The Best.
They Come To Accompany U When U R Really Happy&
They R There When U R Really Sad&
U Have No One Wid U
But They R Alwayz Wid Us
Tragedy of life:

Just about the time

when our income gets us

to a point where

food prices dont

matter anymore,

Calories start to

matter! ;-)
Its good to value the things money can buy,but its good,too,to check once in a while and make sure that you havent lost the precious things in life that money cant buy
Tu Jahan Rahe Meri DUA Ki Chaon Ho

Chahe Wo Koi Sheher Ya KOi Gaon Ho

Teri Aankh Me Nami Na Ho

Kisi Shay Ki Tujh Ko Kami Na Ho

Tujhe Lage Wo Nazar Na Ho

Kisi Dukh Ko Teri Khabar na Ho

Teri Rah Me Qaus-e-Qazah Rahe

Razi Tujh Se Rab Ki Raza Rahe

Khushi Tere Paaon Ki Dhuul Ho

Dua Ye Meri Qubool Ho

Aameen
It is of practical value to learn to like yourself. Since you must spend so much time with yourself you might as well get some satisfaction out of the relationship.