before the clock str

before the clock str
Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity
to let you know that you have grown a year more...
Happy birthday...
  

May, 03 2010     131 chars (1 sms)     2318 views       Funny

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''maine usay kitni bar kaha ha k din main 8,9 glass pani piya kro,
"faraz"
lekin
wo phr b kehti hai k MERA TAN MAN PYASA CHANA WAY TERE PYAR DA.''
sajna honge ka kab uspar sawar
or kab wo sarmayegi,

chand ki trah hogi uski surat,
jab wo apna ghoonght uthwayegi.
A mobile is like a woman, Talks non-stop, Costs a fortune, Disturbs when u r busy
n When U need it urgently
There is no service . . . ;->
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This is nOT msg endigz...
Neechay 2 Line mazeed khali hy mere dost...
A Sardar Reads On the front side of the girl T-shirt written
" Handle With Care "
Next day sardar wears jeans written on
" CANDLE WITH HAIR "
Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"
dum guy was filling up application form for a job.
He was not sure as to what to be filled in column
"Salary Expected".

After much thought he wrote : Yes!
rooz khawab mein nazar aatey ho tum
kio mujhey neend mein bi daratay ho tum
Pathan darakht pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha: Upar Q aye?

Pathan:AMROOD khanay

Bandar:Yeh to AAM ka Darakht ha;

pathan. pata ha:

Main AMROOD sath laya hon..
''Shaadiyan Unki Bhi Ho Gayin

Jin ko Na Tha Aql-o-Shaoor



Pappu.



Apna to Ye Saal Bhi Guzar Gaya

Zikr-e-Nikah Karte Karte.''
Subah sMs

sham sMs

din me sMs

rat me sMs

ghar me sMs

office me sMs

college me sMs


aakhir kya hai ye sMs


S-Sub
M-Milkar
S-Socho...............;->
SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)