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Hitler said: "There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary"
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Mar, 05 2011     172 chars (2 sms)     2423 views       Decent

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Evn though, I clutch my blanket n growl
when de alarm rings.
Thank u, ALLAH,
that I can hear.
There r many,
who r deaf.

Evn though, I keep my eyes closed
against da morning lite as long as possible.
Thank u, ALLAH,
dat I can see.
Many r blind.

Evn though,
I huddle in my bed n put off rising.
Thank u ALLAH,
that I hav da strength to rise.
There r many,
who r bedridden.

Thanks a lot ALLAH for Ur uncountable blessings...\
Exelent Quote:

Wen U Luv Ur Parents Its Equal 2 God,

Wen U Luv Ur Frnds Its Equal 2 Trutfulnes

But Wen U Luv Urself Its Equal 2 Confidence..
3 Magical Words
Of Life:
1.Please
2.Thank U
3.Sorry


But
Don''t Use
Dis Words To 3 Persons:
1.Friends
2.Lover
3.Mother
Everyone Thinks That The Truth
Should Be On
Their Side,
But,
Nobody Wants
To Be On
The Side Of
The TRUTH.!
Be Truthful To All...:)
Fashion is simplicity 4 us.
Class is meeting hall 4 us.
Teachers are inspectors 4 us.
Girls r dolls.
Guys r prince.
Cafe means life 2 us.
Study is our part time hobby.
Campus roads r catwalk tracks.
We know how to laugh after short attendance & poor grades.

We are "STUDENTS"

Keep Rocking Buddies!
Intizar rehta he her
shaam apka


Raten katti he lekar
naam apka


Mudat se baithe ye
Aas lekar

Kub aye ga paigham
apka....->?
THINK ABOUT IT!

Why do Girls eat Chocolates after a break up?
The Sweetness of chocolates makes them forget the Bitterness of the break up.

Why do Guys drink after break up?
The bitterness of alcohal makes them forget the Sweetness of the girl..... =O

Is that so ... ;)
You Can Hide Alot ...

Behind A SMILE

A
B r o k e n
H e a r t

S h a t t e r e d
D r e a m s

L o n g i n g
D e s i r e s ...
A Prayer can g0, where i can''t g0.
Thr0ugh PRAYER i can b with U, i care with0ut being there.
I may b miles away 4m U,bt my Prayers r alwz vd U!
NiKal KeR Dil Se Tere Waste Sada Aai

Uthay Haath Tou Yaad Ek Dua Aai

K Teri Umar Ko Dunya Ki Umar Lag Jaye

Waqt Saal Giany Aur Gin Gin K Thak Jaye
Extreme of fashion?

Dhotee with zip



Extreme of secrecy?

Blank visiting card


Extreme of stupidity?

lookin throgh a keyhole of a glass door.


Extreme of Dehydration

A cow giving milk powder.


Extreme of Kanjusi.

A man after accident lying on the road giving misscalls to Edhi.
A Good Way To Differentiate Love And Friendship:


"Without U I Can''t Live"- Is Love.


"U Must Live, I M With U" -This Is Frndship