Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.

Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.

Dhanyawad!

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Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

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