100 rupey chura liye thy

100 rupey chura liye thy
Boy:Jaan aaj jab maine tumhein kiss kiya to tumne apni eyes band nahi ki ?

Girl:Kameeny last time maine aise hi band ki thi to tum meri purse se 100 rupey chura liye thy.
  

Mar, 14 2011     173 chars (2 sms)     2463 views       Decent

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You r loved when you are born.you will be loved when you die. In between you have to manage
Aik "Bazurg" Se kisi ne sawaal kiya k
"Agar hmaare naseeb mein pehle se hi
sab kuch likh diya gaya hai to phir DUA kyun kren?


"Bazurg" ne Farmaya:
"Ho sakta hai Tumhare Parwardigaar ne yehi Tumhaare naseeb mein likh dia ho k Maango gay to milay ga warna nahi".

SUBHANALLAH.
SPREAD IT.
Often when we lose all hope and
think this is the end, God smiles
from above and says: Relax dear,
it''s just a bend! not the end.

Gud Day!
Caring for someone is easy but making someone care for you is hard. Now I keep wondering how did you make it so easy for me to care for you.
dukh dard k maron say mera zikr mat karna
ghar jao tu yaro se mera zikar mat karna
wo zabt na kar payengay ankhon k samndur
tum rah guzaron say mera zikar mat karna
pholon k nasheman mein raha hun sada say
dekho kabhi khazaroon say mera zikar mat karna
shayed yeh andheray he mujhay rah dikhein
ab chand sitaron say mera zikar mat karna
wo meri kahani ko ghalat rang na dey dein
afsana nigaron say mera zikar mat karna
shaid wo meray haal pey besakhta rodein
is bar baharon say mera zikar mat karna
lay jayngay gehrai mein tum ko baha kar
darya k kinaron say mera zikar mat karna
who shaks milay tu ussay har bat bata dena
tum sirf esharon say mera zikar mat karna
Kill The Stress Before It Klls U


Reach The Goal Before It Kicks U


Love EveryOne Before SomeOne Loves U


Live The Life Before Life Leaves U . . . .
Being Successful Doesn''t Make You Manage Your Time Well,


Managing Your Time Well Makes You Successful.
Invite Allah Into The Chemistry of Life.

He''ll Dilute your Sorrows,

Evaporate your Worries,

Filter your Mistakes

&

Leave you with Crystals of Happiness!

INSHAALLAH.
The tree does not withdraw its shade from the woodcutter.

So forgive the one who hurt you.

They will realize ur worth one day
Rose is famous 4 Grace...

Advocate is famous 4 his Case..

Horses are famous 4 Race...

But U r famous 4 Smile on your Face
Somewhere we know that without silence words lose their meaning, that without listening speaking no longer heals, that without distance closeness cannot cure’
@ who r u ...?why do u
keep messaging me...?
who gv u my no........?
plz never message me again..?
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me na kabhi aisa kaha ..?
nahin na
to messages kar na ...?