Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2289 views       Decent

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Smile in Pleasure
Smile in Pain
Smile when trouble pours like Rain
Smile when someone Hurts U
Smile because SOMEONE
still Loves to see u Smiling
The value of life does not depend on the length of time on this Earth but rather on the amount of love given and shared to the people we care about.
Dil Ko Aram Milta Hai Tujhay Pane Se,
Meri Sans Main Sans Hai Bas Tere Hi Aane Se,
Kaise Tuh Chor Jati Hai Mujhay Bhari Mehfil Main Tanha,
Kya Dar Lagta Hai Tujhe Mere Karib Aane Say...
We Spend Our Days W8ng For The Ideal Path
To Appear In Front Of Us..
.
But..
.
We Forget That,
Paths Are Made By Walking..
.
Not..
.
By Waiting...! <-;
No Sound In This World Can B
More Louder Than Silence
And
If SomeOne Can’t Understand Ur Silence . . .
They Can Never Understand Ur Words . . .
I Like 3 Things

The Sun

The Moon

&

YOU


Sun For The Day Time

Moon For The Night Time

&

You For The LIFE TIME (~_~)
How much can sum1 care?

A man suffring frm brain tumor died.

His wife opned his cupboard

n found sum tablets wid a letter

"take them dear.

U catch cold easily when u cry."
Earth and Heaven will pass away But Our''s word will never never never ever pass away.
"I Cried Bcoz I Had No Shoes,

Till...

I Saw A Man With No Feet!"

Life Is Full Of Blessings

Sometimes We''re

Jst Too Blind To See Them
Khush ikhlaqi Pakeeza Nasab ki daleel hay
Ghalat baat pay ghussa sharafat ki nishani hay
Lekin ghussay ko pee jana momin ki nishani hay!
We live in r Dreams
but
Dreams May Die.
Don''t get shattered & never cry.
The world is big n has lots to give.
Pick a new Dream
&
Start Again.
Gud Day.. . . . .
NiKal KeR Dil Se Tere Waste Sada Aai

Uthay Haath Tou Yaad Ek Dua Aai

K Teri Umar Ko Dunya Ki Umar Lag Jaye

Waqt Saal Giany Aur Gin Gin K Thak Jaye