Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2211 views       Decent

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When I Look At You,

I Cannot Deny There Is God,

Cause Only God Could Have Created Some One

As Wonderful N Beautiful As You
We act as though comfort & luxury were the chief requirements of life, when all that we need to make us really happy is something to be enthusiastic about.
Those we Love,
Never go away,
They walk besides us everyday Unseen, Unhead,
Still Near,
Still Luved,
Still Mised,
&
Still Very Dear
Just lyk u..
Lyf''s Funny Fact-Wen U Miss Sum1,

U Msg Dem 2 Let Dem Knw Dat Ur Tinkin Of Dem

But D Truth Is U Really Wan Dem 2 Think Of U.Isn''t It. ;-)
One of the best messages
i''ve ever received.


Life is beautiful*...
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*Conditions apply.
Excluding all taxes :)
Bhula kar humahin wo bhi na khush rhy pain ge
Smany nahi tu humary jany k bad ashk bahaain ge
Dua hai KHUDA say k us ko kabhi ghum na dyna
Wo tu bardash kar lain gy hum na kar pain ge...!!!
I Wish God Made Me A Sms,

So That I Can Reach U In 5 Sec,

Cost U Nothing, U''ll Read Me

& I Cud C U Smiling

Which Is Worth A Million For Me.
'"Cold Water" and "Hot Iron" removes the Wrinkles From Clothes.

Same way,

The cool Mind & Warm Heart remove worries of life...'
NEVER SEARCH YOUR HAPPINESS

IN OTHERS

WHICH WILL MAKE YOU

FEEL ALONE,

RATHER SEARCH IT IN YOURSELF

YOU WILL FEEL HAPPY

EVEN IF YOU ARE LEFT ALONE...!
The Five Senses ..

''Touch'' Someone''s Heart Whenever U Can

''Taste'' Awl Dat Life Has Offer

''Smell'' Roses

''Hear'' The Nice things Dat Other Hve 2 Say

''See'' The Beauty Inside Everyone ... (:
We Need At least 2 Things To Live In Life

" 1 Heart 2

Feel the Love

&

1 Brain 2

Understand It ...

Otherwise We''ll Have

Broken Hearts

&

Confused Minds " =)
Past is Xperience !

Present is Xperiment !

Future is Xpectation !

Use ur Xperience In Ur Xperiment To Achive ur Xpectations In All
Matters. . .