Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2537 views Decent

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Smiles Are Like

Smiles Are Like
Birds
They Fly From
Face To Face
May Ur Lip Give Them
A Better Nest
So That They Can
Stay There Forever

Wish U Smile Forever ........ :->

Everything Is Pre

Everything Is Pre-written & nothing can be re-written. So, live the best and leave the rest to God. Gud Day!

Advice

Dream as if you will live forever.
Live as if you will die today.

The Greatest Gift

The Greatest Gift

I Could Ever Give You

Would Be To See Yourself

Through My Eyez ..

When I Look At

When I Look At You,

I Cannot Deny There Is God,

Cause Only God Could Have Created Some One

As Wonderful N Beautiful As You

We love ourself

We love ourself even after making so many mistakes...

Then how can we hate otherz for their small mistakes??

Strange but true!!!

Courage does not

Courage does not always roar. Sometimes, it is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying, I will try again tomorrow.

As we sail thru life

As we sail thru life, don’t avoid Storms & Rough waters, just let it Pass... Sail on! Bcoz calm seas will never make Skilled Sailors.

NeEdInG sOmEoNe Is

NeEdInG sOmEoNe Is
LiKe NeEdInG a
PaRaChUtE ...
If He IsN''t ThErE tHe
FiRsT tImE yOu NeEd
HiM, ChaNcEs ArE yOu
WoN''t Be NeEdInG hIm
AgAiN ... (= ;->

heartbreaks

Being single is a choice. Some say it's to avoid heartbreaks/love problems, but some choose to be single because they are still in love with someone secretly.

What r u doing

Hi. . .

What r u doing?

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Thinking about me?

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How Sweet. . .

i m also doing the same thing. . .

Thinking About my self;-)

Tu Jahan Rahe Meri

Tu Jahan Rahe Meri DUA Ki Chaon Ho

Chahe Wo Koi Sheher Ya KOi Gaon Ho

Teri Aankh Me Nami Na Ho

Kisi Shay Ki Tujh Ko Kami Na Ho

Tujhe Lage Wo Nazar Na Ho

Kisi Dukh Ko Teri Khabar na Ho

Teri Rah Me Qaus-e-Qazah Rahe

Razi Tujh Se Rab Ki Raza Rahe

Khushi Tere Paaon Ki Dhuul Ho

Dua Ye Meri Qubool Ho

Aameen

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Ladies first

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