Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2333 views       Decent

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@ who r u ...?why do u
keep messaging me...?
who gv u my no........?
plz never message me again..?
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me na kabhi aisa kaha ..?
nahin na
to messages kar na ...?
Teri Zindagi Ka Har Ek Pal Nayab Ho Jaye

Tere Dil Ki Har Kali Khil Ker Gulaab Ho Jaye

Jin Par Barasti Hai Khuda Ki Khaas Rehmatai''n

Un Hastiyo''n Main Tera Intikhaab Ho Jaye . . .
In complete darkness we are all the same & its only our knowledge & wisdom that seperates us.....

Don''t let your eyes deceive you.
How can U spell
SM-LE
without I
How can U be
N-CE
without I
How can U
W-SH
without I
How can U
L-VE
without I
now U can guess who is IMPORTANT?
Yes
"I" ;->
ting tong




open the door!




kaun??



hum..



hum kaun?



hum SMS!!



kya chaahiye?



"AAP KE CHEHRE PAR EK PYAARI si SMILE

now, freeze it...
They Say
As Long As
At Least 1 Person
Cares For U,
Life Isn''t A Waste
So Whn Things Go
Terribly Wrong
U Feel Like Giving Up
Please Remember
U Still Got Me . . .(:
some people don't understand the way i am, some are hurt by the way i talk, but what i can do if that's the real me, i am not perfect, but definitely not fake!
Most irritating and ann0ying moment:


You're getting bored and no messages, not even a
single text. . . !



Suddenly your cell rings,
you rush t0wards it to watch who finally texted !


You pick your cell with excitement and see a text
from
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.
.
.
.
.
.
Service Cente
Be
~A DIODE
To Remove Negative Thinking
~A TRANSISTOR
To Amplify The Character
~A RESISTOR
To Drop Bad Habits
~A CAPACITOR
To Store Good Thoughts:-)
S . M . S DoEsN''T MeaN "Short Messaging Service"
It Only Means " Sweet . Memories . Shared "
WiD A sPeCiaL, LoViNg, CarInG & SwEEt PeRsOn LiKe U . . . :->
The Sweetest Souls

Who LOVE,
CHERISH,
INSPIRE
&
PROTECT The Angel
In You
Are Your
GUARDIAN ANGEL ...

They Are Your
FRIENDS & FAMILY :)
U may miss me,

You may ignore me,

U may even forget me.

But one day if you want to see me

Do not search,

just see your shadow.

I will be there.

Trust me!!!