Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

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Educate your children

Dont educate your children to be rich.educate them to be happy.so when they grow up, they will know the value of ,things,not the price.

There r 2 great

There r 2 great days in a human''s lyf-

''''the day we r born

&

the day we prove y we born"

Agar ho saky

Agar ho saky to mari gardishoon ko salam krna
Ma kitna gir gya hun tery urooj k lea.

Dedicate To My Special

Dedicate To My Special Friend HumAyun. . .

If U See Lots Of Dead Bodies . . !

It''S A "Drone"

And If U C Lots Of Text . . !

It Must Be . . .

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U neVer gEt a pErsOn

U neVer gEt a pErsOn oF uR tYpe In this WoRld..

You will either have to Adjust
or
u will have to ComprOmiSe..!

U Adjust when Someone wanTs t0 be with u..

U compRomIse when u waNt t0 be with s0Meone... ;->

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Wasi shah¤
¤Nazar jab tum se milti he.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Bas ek dharrkan dharrakti he
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Tumhen milney se pehley.
Me boht sajta sanwrta hon.
Magar jab tum sanwartey ho.
Me khud ko bhool jata hon.
Me aksar kitabon pe Tera hi naam likhta hon.
Magr kuch tum jo likhtey ho,
Me khud ko bhool jata hon
Me aksar ye hi kehta honktum se pyar karta hon
Magar jab tum ye kehtey ho,
Me dunya bhol jata hun.

Talk 2 me wen

Talk 2 me wen Iâ€™m Bored, B with me wen iâ€™m Sad, Hug me wen i Cry, Care 4 me wen iâ€™m Sick, Donâ€™t ever cry 4 me wen I die! Just treasure me wen Iâ€™m ALIVE.

Rose is famous 4 Grace.

Rose is famous 4 Grace...

Advocate is famous 4 his Case..

Horses are famous 4 Race...

But U r famous 4 Smile on your Face

AAP KE CHEHRE PAR

ting tong

open the door!

kaun??

hum..

hum kaun?

hum SMS!!

kya chaahiye?

"AAP KE CHEHRE PAR EK PYAARI si SMILE

now, freeze it...

ONLY FOR U

Only for u
A BEAUTIFUL FRNDSHIP POEM :
..
Are we frnds or
Are we not?

You told me once,but i forgot.

So tell me now
and tell me true,

so i can say,
I am here for u.

Of all the frnds
I hav evr met,

u r the one
I’ll nevr forget.

And if i die..
before you do,

I’ll go to heaven
AND wait for U!

Golden Words of Hitler

Golden Words of Hitler:

When u are in light,everything will follow u.But when u enter dark,even ur own shadow will not follow u.

That is life

There Is A Light

There Is A Light
That Shines
Beyond All Things
On Earth,
Beyond The Highest,
The Very Highest Heavens.
This Is The Light
That Shines
In Your "HEART"

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Ladies first

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