Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2449 views Decent

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Life Is Not A

Life Is Not A

Cassette Player,

We Cant Enjoy

Our Favourite Songs.

But Life Is

Like A Radio,

We Have To

Learn To Enjoy

Whatever Comes.

I am still me

I haven't forgotten where I come from, or who I am,
I've just had to make some minor adjustments to get to where I need to be,

look in my eyes I'm still me

Everything Is Pre

Everything Is Pre-written & nothing can be re-written. So, live the best and leave the rest to God. Gud Day!

Don''t be dismayed

Don''t be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can
meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes,
is certain for those who are FRIENDS

KeEpInG a SmIlE oN

KeEpInG a SmIlE oN yOuR fAcE,

wHeN iNsIdE yOu FeEl LiKe dYiNg,

FoR tHe SaKe Of SuPpOrTiNg OtHeRs,

MeAnS ...

... S.T.R.E.N.G.H.T ...

3 Magical Words

3 Magical Words
Of Life:
1.Please
2.Thank U
3.Sorry

But
Don''t Use
Dis Words To 3 Persons:
1.Friends
2.Lover
3.Mother

I Pray For You

I Pray For You

A Life That You
"Truly Deserve"

A Life As Good As Your
"Heart"

A Life As Bright As Your
"Smile"

&

A Life As Wonderful As Your
"Dream" ... (=

If there''s light in the soul

If there''s light in the soul
There''ll be beauty in the person.

If there''s beauty in the person
There''ll be harmony in the house.

If there''s harmony in the house
There will be order in the nation.

If there''s order in the nation
There''ll be peace in the world.

If Tomorow We Mis

If Tomorow We Mis Each Other

U Will Get Thousands Frends

Like Me

But I Would Not Get U,

Bcoz In Sky Stars R So

many

But MOON Is Only One

When I pray I don''t

When I pray I don''t see God, but I know He listens when I SMS I don''t
see you, but I know u think of me with a smile.

24 Hours Services In

24 Hours Services In Pakistan

1.Geo
2.Petrol Pumps
3.Internet
4.Railway
5.Telephones
6.Hospitals
7.Police Stations
8.ATM
9.Air Lines
&
10.My Sweet SMS for You!

If You Can Kill

If You Can Kill

Your Desire On One

Particular Day,

Then Note It In Your

Diary! As You Have

Entered The

World Of

Greatness That Day!

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Ladies first

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