Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 1896 views Decent

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If A drOp FallS On lAkE,

If A drOp FallS On lAkE,
It LosEs iTs iDentItY.

If iT fAllS oN a rOsE,
It ShinEs.

If iT fAllS On A shEll,
It bEcomEs A pEarL.

ThE drOp iS samE..
But ThE CompAnY mAttErs !!

What Is The Largest

What Is The Largest Word In Eng Language?

"Smiles" (5 Miles)! And U Know,

Ur Smiles Can Touch People Beyond Miles...!

So Keep Up Ur Smiles.

God has Four gifts for

God has Four gifts for u:

A Key for every Problem,

A Light for every Shadow,

A Plan for every Tomorrow

&

A Joy for every Sorrow.

Enjoy GOD''s Gift. . .

zarorat tor dati he

zarorat tor dati he goror-o-be nayazi ko, na hoti koi majbori tu har banda khuda hota,

Khush ikhlaqi

Khush ikhlaqi Pakeeza Nasab ki daleel hay
Ghalat baat pay ghussa sharafat ki nishani hay
Lekin ghussay ko pee jana momin ki nishani hay!

If someone would

If someone would ask me what a beautiful life means, I would lean my head on your shoulder n hold u close to me n answer with a smile:
''''Like this''''

Her Insan Ki Alag

Her Insan Ki Alag Pechan Hoti Ha.Magr Hamary SMS Ke Alag Shan Hoti Hai.
Har Kisi Ko Hum Nahi
Ker Te SMS.
Magar Jis Ko Karen SMS Us Me Hamari Jaan Hoti Hai....

Success Formula

Success Formula-

Sleep 8 hours....

Work 8 hours....

&

make sure they are not the same hours.. :)

Madani Phool

Madani Phool

Apni Sochon Ko Paani K Qatron Se Zeyada Shafaaf Rakho,

Kyun K !

Jis Tarah Qatron Se Dariya Banta Hai,
Usi Tarha Sochon Se Emaan Banta Hai.

Night Club

A boy went to a night club,
His mom got angry & asked him:Did you see anything that you were not supposed to see ?

Boy:Yes,I saw
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Dad.

look at the SUN

look at the SUN
&
you c TIME..
look in the HEART
&
you c LOVE..
look in the EYES
&
you c LIFE..
look at ur MOBILE
&
c who''s
REMEMBERING U!!!

Whenever U Lie

Whenever U Lie Or Cheat The Person Who Likes U.

Don''t Think They R Fools to Believe U !

They Hide Their Feelingz Bcoz They don''t Like To Disapoint U...

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Ladies first

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