Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2172 views       Decent

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The person who risks nothing,
does nothing,
has nothing.
He may avoid suffering & sorrow,
But
He simply can''t learn & feel & change
& grow & love & live...
Impossible is just a big word thrown
around by small men who find it easier
to live in the world they''ve been given
than to expolre the power they have
to change it.Impossible is not a fact.
It''s an opinion.It''s a dare.Impossible is
potential.Impossible is temporary.
Impossible is nothing....
The Most Difficult Lesson
To Larn In Life Is.....


Which Hand U Hold For
Ur Life Time.....

OR

Which One To Break Off....

Each of us has our own unique flaws.
We''re all cracked pots.
Its the cracks and flaws that make our lives interesting and rewarding.
You''ve to accept people as they are and then look for the good in them......
Remeber It ....
Coz
Nobody is perfect!
Let All My Smile Be Yours
All Your Tears Be Mine,
Let All My Happiness Be Yours
All Your Sadness Be Mine,
Let The Whole World Be Yours,
Only YOU Be Mine…
people always throw stones in your path

it depend upon u
what do u make from it
a"wall of difficulties"
OR
a"bridge over difficulties"
Smiling is infectious,
you catch it like the flu.
when someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling too.
I passed around the corner,
and someone saw my grin.
when he smiled I realized.
I’d passed it on to him!
I thought about that smile,
then I realized it’s worth.
a single smile just like mine,
could travel round the Earth
LiFe Is LiKe PiAnO . . .
WhItE KeYs RePrESeNt HaPpInEsS & BlAcK OnEs ShoWs SaDnEsS . . .
BuT As U Go ThRoUgH LiFe . . .
ReMeMbEr ThAt
ThE BlAcK KeYs MaKe MuSiC ToO . . .
"Ek BohAt KhubsurAt JuMLA"

"ALLAH Ko Paa Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nahi Khoya,


Or ALLAH Ko Kho Kar Kabhi Kisi Ne Kuch Nai Paaya.../
Man cn Nvr Forget 2 Face in his whole Life....
-D 1 Who HOLDS his hand in Difficult Time.
-D other Who LEAVES Him Alone in Difficult Time
Question: How Much Space In ur Heart 4 Me ??

Choices :

100% ... Write a Song n Send Me

90% ... Send Me Lovely Sms

75% ... Send Fwd Sms

50% ... One Miss Call

25% ... No Answer :S
Learn frm a candle. which burn itself 4 lightening the others way. Live in such a way that even u die but always alive in the gr8 memories of others.