Ladies first

Ladies first
Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First
  

Mar, 31 2011     166 chars (2 sms)     2259 views       Decent

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What Is The Largest Word In Eng Language?

"Smiles" (5 Miles)! And U Know,

Ur Smiles Can Touch People Beyond Miles...!

So Keep Up Ur Smiles.
Krun Q na Hamd
o Sana us KHUDA ki,

K Jisne Mujhe hr Khushi Ataa ki,

Kiya Drguzar
Meri hr Khta ko''

Yun Mujhpr MEHRBANI
ki Inteha ki,

me Krta Rhunga Tera Shukar Mola''

Meri Zindgi ne
jb tk WAFA ki,

Mujhe he Qafi Aas Bakhshish
ki us se''

Reham Krna Khubi he Mere KHUDA ki.
Its good to value the things money can buy,but its good,too,to check once in a while and make sure that you havent lost the precious things in life that money cant buy
I pray for you...
A life that you truly deserve, A life as good as your heart, A life as bright as your smile, A life as wonderful as you.
Have a Wonderful Day!!
Most of the things we desire are EXPENSIVE.
But the truth is -
The things that really satisfy us are FREE:-

Love,
Joy,
Laughter
A Good Way To Differentiate Love And Friendship:


"Without U I Can''t Live"- Is Love.


"U Must Live, I M With U" -This Is Frndship
Never say gud bye 2 sum1 who luvs u..
Never say thanx who really needs u..
Never blame a person who really trusts u..
Never 4get a person who think u as LIFE
Those we Love,
Never go away,
They walk besides us everyday Unseen, Unhead,
Still Near,
Still Luved,
Still Mised,
&
Still Very Dear
Just lyk u..
Never believe what the lines on your hand predict about your future.
Because,people who dont have hands,also have a future.
There Is An Important Difference Between "LOVE & FRIENSHIP". . .

While The Former Delights In Extreme & Opposites , The Latter Demands Equality .
NeEdInG sOmEoNe Is
LiKe NeEdInG a
PaRaChUtE ...
If He IsN''t ThErE tHe
FiRsT tImE yOu NeEd
HiM, ChaNcEs ArE yOu
WoN''t Be NeEdInG hIm
AgAiN ... (= ;->
''ABSENT''
Is
The Best
''PRESENCE''

Bcoz

Id ''SOMEBODY''
Is
ABSENT

Then U
Miss HIM/HER
&
If U
Miss HIM/HER

Then
Dat Means

HE/SHE Is
In
Ur ''HEART'' ... (: