Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2373 views Decent

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Jo ansu na hote

Jo ansu na hote annkho mein.....to aankhe itni khoobsurat na hoti..!!!!!!!
jo dard na hota dil mein.....to khushi ki kimat pata na hoti..!!!!!!!
jo bewafai na ki hoti waqt ne......to wafa ki kabhi chahat na hoti..!!!!!!
Agar maangne se puri ho jaati muraadein.....to uss khuda ki kabhi Zaruratt na hoti..!!!!!!!!

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You Never Get A Person OF Ur Type In This World. U Will Either Have To Adjust Or U Will Have To Compromise U Adjust When Someone Wants To Be With U……..? And U Compromise When U Want To Be With Someone..

My Message To The

My Message To The World. . .

If U Like Me...

Raise Your Hands. . .

If Not,

Raise Your Standards . . . |''!''|

@ who r u ...?why do u

@ who r u ...?why do u
keep messaging me...?
who gv u my no........?
plz never message me again..?
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me na kabhi aisa kaha ..?
nahin na
to messages kar na ...?

Remmember u r born

Remmember u r born 2 live........

don''t live bcoz u r born........

don''t go the way life takes u.......

take life the way u go........

the most difficult phase of life is not when no 1 understands u.........

it is when u don''t understand ur self.........

Be "CLOSE" with

Be "CLOSE" with SOME 1 who makes you happy....

But

Be "CLOSER" to that person who can''t be happy without you!
&

"Feel the difference"

ok fine....

ok fine....
but will not b able to cum.
You do one thing
just msg and tell her the remaining.
ok.Thnx bye.

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confusing msg association..
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Khuda Ko Bhool Gaye

Khuda Ko Bhool Gaye Log Fikr-e-Rozi MeiN,

Talaash Rizq Ki Hai, Raaziq Ka Kuchh Khayaal NahiN

When a love comes

When a love comes to an end, weak cry, efficient ones instantly find another love, and the wise already have one in reserve...
So b wise always ;-

Relationships Are Like

Relationships Are Like Traffic Signs

1-Way

2-Way

Do Not Enter

No U Turn

No Left Turn

But

The Best So Far Is

Give Way & Keep Right ... (:->

True Fact

True Fact:

Orat Jab Udass Hoti Hai To Us K
Aanso Nikaltay Hain,

Or Mard K Anso

Kushi K Moqa Per Nikaltay Hain. . .

Jab Tak Chiragh

Jab Tak Chiragh Na Jaley Shaheedon Ke Laho Se..

Kehte Hain Ke Jannat Main Chiraghan Nahi Hota.. !!

)~( HAPPY DEFENCE DAY )~(

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Ladies first

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