Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2408 views Decent

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Dukh Bicharne Ka

Dukh ...

Bicharne Ka Nahi Hota

Bal K

Un Rishto''n K Tuutne
Ka Hota Hy

Jo Barso''n Ki Rafaqat
K Baad

Pal Main Tuut Jate Hyn ...

Woh Bade faqr s

Woh
Bade faqr se kahti hai
Yeh khoobsurat nasheman
yeh cars ki fleet
Yeh malbusaat ki chamak damak (Kapde)
Meri apni kawish hai
Zindagi ki
Saree ra’naiyaan
Yeh aasaish
Kisi ki marhoone minnat nahin
Zindagi main koi ehsaan ka
Lamha nahin
Main khud main bilkul mukammal hun
Oonchi kursi per baith ker
Na jane kitni zindagiyoon ko
Sawarti aur bigaadti hun
Lekin
Is ke Bawajood
Aik Mazboot
Aur Mustahkam
Saahare ki justujoo main
Uski aankhain neend ko
Tarasti hain!

A race horse that

A race horse that consistantly runs just 1 second faster than others is worth millions of dollers more. Don''t compromise on 2nd position in life..

Dear God

Dear God, I
Don''t need
Lots of
Freinds As long as Real ones stay With me,
So bless Them all, Especially the Sweetest One reading this. . . |''!''|

How Can You"SMI-LE" Without"I"..?

How Can You"SMI-LE" Without"I"..?
.
How Can You be "F-NE" without "I"..?
.
How can you "W-SH" without "I"..?
.
How can you be "FR-END" without "I"..?
.
"I" am very important..!
.
But "I" can never achieve S-CCESS without "U"..
.
and that makes "U" more important than "I"...

"SUNO LOGON"

suno logon
meri aankhain kharido gey??
mujhey ek khuwab ka tawaan bharna hai
ek esa khuwab tha jo jaagti aankhon ne dekha tha
magar dekhey huwey us khuwab ki tabeer ulti thi
nahi shikwa kisi se,apni he taqdeer ulti hai
jo ab tak ho chuka hai mujhko wo nuqsan bharna hai
ab aankhain bech ker he,
khuwab ka tawaan bharna hai
SUNO LOGON
meri aankhain kharido gey??

Three Magical Words

Three
Magical Words
Of Life:
1.PLEASE
2.THANK YOU
3.SORRY
But
Don''t Use
These Words To Three Persons:
1.FRIENDS
2.LOVER
3.Me

Who said wate

Who said water helps in putting off fire?

if so,

then

why dont tears heal the burn in one''s heart ?

When any tension

When any tension creps in ur mind, just close ur eyes,
think of me and see ur fingers u wil find my fingers clutched into ur fingers.
To
Say
I m
Always
Wid u

Zard pat''to''n mei

Zard pat''to''n mein para hoon MAULA

Sabz shakho''n se jhada hoon MAULA

Un k sadqay hi Mujhey ataa kr izzat,

Jin ki UMMAT mein khada hoon MAULA

The cool Mind And Warm Heart remove worries of life

'"Cold Water" and "Hot Iron" removes the Wrinkles From Clothes.

Same way,

The cool Mind & Warm Heart remove worries of life...'

The Most Painful

The Most Painful

Moment Of Life Comes,

When The Care

Is Mistaken

As Disturbance!":-)

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Ladies first

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