Ladies first

Teacher:Correct the sentence "A bull & a cow is grazzing in the field"

Student:A cow & a bull is grazzing in the field.

Teacher:What is this ?

Student:Ladies First

Mar, 31 2011 166 chars (2 sms) 2564 views Decent

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Waldai''n ki Faryaad

Waldai''n ki Faryaad Aulaad k Naam

Jis Din Tum Humei''n Boorha Dekho

Sabr Krna
Aur
Humei''n Samajhney ki Koshish Krna

Jab Hum Khaatey Huey Gandagi Kare''n
Aur
Apne Gandey Kapre Badal Na Sake''n Tou
Wo Waqt Yaad Krna
Jab Hum Tumhary Gandey Kaprey Badalty Thay.

Jab Hum Koi Baat Bhuul Jaye''n Tou Hum Pr Tanz Na Krna Aur
Apna Bachpan Yaad Krna.

Jab Hum Boorhey Ho kr Chal Na Paye''n Tou Humara Sahara Ban''na
Aur
Apna Pehla Qadam Yaad Krna.... !!

ScHoOL buNkErs bAcK beNchERs

ScHoOL buNkErs
bAcK beNchERs
Car RAceRS
sTudY HaTErS
cLasS DhoOmER
strEAt tAKerS
pArtY mAkerS
fiGHTErs
cHeaTErS
EaV tEaSeRs
PEOPLE CALL US

NATIONAL R0CKERZ....

Gardishen Lot Jati Hai

Gardishen Lot Jati Hain Meri Balain Lekr

Ghr Se Jb Niklta Hon Ma"MAA"Ki Duain Lekr

Labon Pe Us K Kbhi Baddua Nai Hoti

Ek"MAA" He Hai Jo Mujse Khafa Nahi Hoti

The Ways To Keep

The Ways To Keep Happiness In Life . . .

Keep Ur Heart Free From Hate

Ur Mind From Worry

Live Simply

Expect Little

Give Much

Fill Ur Life With Love

Scatter Smile

Forget Self

Think Of Others. . . . :->

If death meant just

If death meant just leaving the stage long enough to change costume and come back as a new character...Would you slow down? Or speed up?”

If I Hadn''t Met U

If I Hadn''t Met U

I Wouldn''t Like U

If I Didn''t Like U

I Wouldn''t Love U

If I Didn''t Love U

I Wouldn''t Miss U

But

I Did

I Do

&

I Will...

Books says Read Me

Books says “Read Me”,
Money says “Earn Me”
Time says “Plan Me”,
Flowers says “Love Me”,
My SMS says “Just Remember Me”

Tu Jahan Rahe Meri

Tu Jahan Rahe Meri DUA Ki Chaon Ho

Chahe Wo Koi Sheher Ya KOi Gaon Ho

Teri Aankh Me Nami Na Ho

Kisi Shay Ki Tujh Ko Kami Na Ho

Tujhe Lage Wo Nazar Na Ho

Kisi Dukh Ko Teri Khabar na Ho

Teri Rah Me Qaus-e-Qazah Rahe

Razi Tujh Se Rab Ki Raza Rahe

Khushi Tere Paaon Ki Dhuul Ho

Dua Ye Meri Qubool Ho

Aameen

You Need More Than A Thousand Good Things

You Need More Than A Thousand Good Things

'R E M E M B E R

Just One Bad Thing Can Make A Big Hole In Some Ones Heart,
....'

'''' Bhool ''''

'''' Bhool ''''

Allah Tallah Insan Ko Maaf Kr Deta Ha
Insan Insan Ko Maaf Kr Deita Ha
Magar
Insan Ki Bhol Insan Ko Kabhi Bi Maaf Nahe Karti...''''

Earth and Heaven

Earth and Heaven will pass away But Our''s word will never never never ever pass away.

When the door of

When the door of happiness closes, another opens; but often times we look so long at the closed door that we dont see which one has been opened for us..

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Ladies first

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