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Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…



Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->
  

Apr, 05 2011     114 chars (1 sms)     2337 views       Funny

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Teacher teaching a student algebra A=B and B=C, it means A=C..Sir asked to give example for it..Stdnt said, sir i luv u and u luv ur daughter..it means i luv ur daughter..

mahmood o ayaz na akati pari namaz

aur to jootay utha ka bhag aaya faraz
Kesa lgta hy?

Barasti barish me

Hawa k jhonko''n k sang

Khamoshi se
Chalty huey

Koi apka hath thaam k

Hauley se keh
de

"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)
Phansa Rha Hy Koi Bachian Baji K Naam Par

De Rha Hy Koi Faraib Shaadi K naam Par

Jaari Kia Hy Jab Se Musharraf Ne

"Huqooq-e-Niswan Bil Azaadi K Naam Par ;->
1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 10 thy ab 11 hen.


I''m so proud of
.... M Y S E L F ....

I finished a
Jigsaw Puzzle
In 6 months

And

The box said
2 - 4 years ... =P =D
''Ek Aadmi K Left Hath
Ki 6 Ungliaan Theen,
Sab Log Usay
"Sultan" kehte
thay

Socho Kyun?
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Kyun k ''Sultan'' Us ka Naam tha :-''
Q) Why did Kareena leave Shahid ???
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Because she was practising the ART OF LEAVING :))
After finishing MBBS… Dr Munna Bhai starts his practice.He checked his FIRST patient’s eyes,
tongue & ears by TORCH & finally what did he say?
“Battery is OK”
Man To A Lady In A Crowded Bazar:

"L''ve Lost My Wife.Will U Plz Talk
To Me For A Few Minutes"

Lady:Y?

Man:"Whenever L Talk To Ladies
She Appears From Somewhere"
(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?

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