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Apr, 08 2011     139 chars (1 sms)     3080 views       Anniversary

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That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover
Husband- Ek writer ne likha hai ki "Shohar ko bhi ghar ke mamlo mein bolne ka haq hona chaahiye..."
Wife- Woh bechaara bhi dekho likh hi paya, Bol Nahi Saka.!
I LOVE U…
are just three words,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY,
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love

On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts your lifetime through.
Best Medicine =






A Mother's Kiss . . . ? ? ?

Hit Like If Agree
A house is built by hands..
but a home is built by hearts !
u can live without something..
if u hav someone to live for !
HAPPY MARRIAGE ANNIVERSARY..
'Aaj "Titanic" ki 98th Anivrsry hai.....

So

Plz Sub Pyar Karne Walon Se Request Hai,
K,

"DOOB" k Mar Jayen...
* Thank You *'
TEACHER : Ek Aisa Sentense
Batao Jis Mein URDU , HINDI ,
PUNJABI Aur ENGLISH Ka Sahi
Use Hua Ho
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SANTA : ISHAQ DI GALI VICH
NO ENTRY .... =P =D
hr bichra howa panchi isi umeed pe aagaz-e-subah krta hy"mohsin"

k qismt mila dy gi ham-nsheen sy mujh ko groob-e-aftab sy pehly..!
chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
Long After Our Anniversary And This

Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think

Of The Thought Behind It,Each And Everyday,


Happy Anniversary Lover!