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Student:mujhe nahi pata
Xmar:Tum fail ho gaye whats ur name?
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Apr, 08 2011     139 chars (1 sms)     2682 views       Anniversary

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Dil naa toote,

Khuda ka yeh ghar hai...

Tere pyar ke sajde mein,

mera yah sar hai....

suna tha dil samndar se bhi gehra hota hy faraz...

hairan hon samaya nahi is me tairay siwa koi.

LOVE IS
Love is the greatest feeling,
Love is like a play,
Love is what i feel for you,
Each and everybody,
Love is like smile,
Love is like a song,
Love is like a great emotion,
That keeps us going strong,
I love you with my heart,
My body and my soul,
I love the way i keep loving,
Like a love i cannt control,
So remember when your eyes meet mine,
I love you with all my heart,
And i have poured my entire soul into you,
Right from the very star
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary
We"Ve Had Our Ups And Downs, This We Both Know, Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things, But Our Love For Each Other, Had No Attached Strings.
Happy Anniversary.
A wise physician said
"The best medicine for human is LOVE"
Someone asked 'What if it doesn't work?'
He smiled and answered increase the DOSE
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me
Thank You My Loving Wife (Loving Husband), For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.
Ladki Jab Saare Kapde Nikaal Deti Hain To Kya Hota Hain?
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Almari Khali Ho Jaati Hain.
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
I?M Sending This Bouquet Of Love
To Say That I Love You So Much
I Hope I Say It Often Enough
I Want You To Know It?S True,
On This Special Occasion
I Want To Remind You
That You Are My Everything
And
My Love Is True,Happy Anniversary Lover!
Happy Anniversary And May Your Marriage Be Blessed With Love, Joy And Companionship For All The Years Of Your Lives.