larki & pathan

larki & pathan
Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi,
Book ka nam ta
“THE MAN”
Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta,
book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut
“CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain,
Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?

Pathan:
”RONALDO BUGTI
  

Apr, 09 2011     303 chars (2 sms)     2077 views       Funny

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PUSH-PA
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