Larki train mai baithi book parh rhi thi, Book ka nam ta “THE MAN” Peechy pathan baitha chupke se wo book parh rha ta, book mai likha ta k brazil k mard bahut “CHARMING” or “BALOCH” mard bahut handsome hote hain, Kch deir k bad Larki ne peeche dekha or pathan se uska nam poocha?
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Karachi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won''t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It''s addressed to Sialkot.
TOM CrUISE went to court to prove that he is the most Handsome & good Looking on earth but he failed and came out Angrily and asked:
Yar YE Hamy koun HAi ??
Two lovers plan 2 commit Suicide.Boy jumped 1st.Gurl closed her eyez n return baq saying love is blind.
Da boy in air opens his Parashute saying Love never dies
