pathan & maulana

pathan & maulana
Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,

Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.

PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,

Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..
  

Apr, 10 2011     150 chars (1 sms)     3559 views       Funny

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Cheeni..phir
Sabzi..phir
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To...
To...
To...
Ptcl number main 1 digit barha dia :)
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Gift
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100 Rs
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O: Originally

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