a mothers love y

a mothers love y
A Mother''s Love

Your arms were always open
when I needed a hug.
Your heart understood when
I needed a friend.
Your gentle eyes were stern
when I needed a lesson.
Your strength and love has
guided me and gave me wings to fly.
  

May, 03 2010     236 chars (2 sms)     2251 views       Funny

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"sardar"

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"Intelligent
sardar"

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"sardar Playing
Chess"



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"sardar Wins
The Game"
Height Of Smartness. . . . .

Professor: Only Wise Men Hesitate. . . Fools Are Always Confident. . .



Student: Are You Sure Sir. . . ?
I had many options...
POISON,
ELECTROCUTION,
SLEEPING PILLS,
HANGING BY NECK,
COMING UNDER TRAIN,
JUMPING FROM A HEIGHT,
But...
I Chosed Education..... :->
Ye Jo Chappal Main Pehan Kar Aya Hon

Mat Samjho K Isay Chura Kar Laya Hon

Ye Sub Khuda Ki Deen Hai Mere Bhai
.
.
.
ussi k ghar se utha kar laya hon... ;->
Woh to aj bi hamain dekh kar muskurate hain
Yeh to un k bache hi kamine hain jo hamain mamu mamu bulatay hai


Baap:
Itne kum marks..??
2 thappar lagne chahiyen.!!

Beta: Han papa!
mein nay to us kameenay mastar
ka ghar bhi dekh liya hay…!!
''Dear Friends.
I''m switching Off My Number,
Due to My Exams Because I have to Work Hard to Get Good Grades
Plz contact Me after


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15 Mins
Jab Mera Dimag Set Hojae. :-


Amazing Home Remedies

A Mousetrap placed on
top of Ur alarm clock wl
prevent U from rolling over
n going back to sleep
after U hit the alarm off ..

Have a bad Tooth Ache ?
Smash Ur Thumb with a
Hammer n U wl 4get abt
the Tooth Ache ..

For High Blood Pressure
Sufferers:
Simply cut Urself n bleed
for a few minutes, thus
reducing Pressure in
Veins ..

If U ''ve Bad Cough ?
Take a large dose of
Jamal-Gota then U wl b
afraid to cough ... ;)

Ab terey sath "Gold Leave" kon piyega "ZARDARI"

Sheerey Smoker AUnti ki to Chohti hogayeee..
Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??



KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy... =P ;->
Thousands of yesterdays are gone........



millions of tomorrow will come........



but still a hope is alive........




kal se pakka parhai start karni hai!!!!!!!!



Bv:ap nay pichlay sal eid par
meri ami ko lohay ki kursi di the.
Is saal kia irada ha.
Shohar: is saal us main
current chornay ka irada ha. :->