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Miss: Tum baray ho k kya karo ge?
Student: Shadi.
Miss: Mera matlab hai, kya bano ge?
Student: Dulha.
Miss: I mean, baray ho k kya haasil karo ge?
Student: Dulhan.
Miss: IDIOT, mera matlab hai, baray ho k mama papa k liye kya karo ge?
Student: Bahu laoon ga.
Miss: Stupid, tumharay papa tum se kya chahtay hain?
Student: Pota.
Miss: Ya Allah, tumhari zindagi ka kya maqsad hai?
Student: Shadi.."
  

Jul, 17 2011     396 chars (3 sms)     3674 views       Funny

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Phir ankh pe
Phir gal pe

Aur phir nak pe


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KISSSSS





Qadar MAKHIYAN Tang Karti Hain GARMI Main.. Safiullah''
Look outside It''s sp pleasant !
Sun smiling 4 you..
Trees dancing 4 you..
Birds singing for you..
Because I requested them
All to wish you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY
Adnan Sami Sahab Ek Din Bike Lekar

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Kon Si Tanki Mein Daalun

(Bechara Mard)
Mard agar aurat par hath uthai to zalim,
agar aurat se pit jaye to buzdil,
aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,
peeche chale to zan mured,
aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke laray to jealous,
agar kuch na kahe to beghairat,
agar ghar se bahar rahe to awara,
ghar mein rahe to nakara,
bachon ko dantay to jabir,
na dantay to laperwah,
aurat ko kam se rokay to daqianos,
na rokay to aurat ki kamai khanay wala.
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Haye Mard bechara jaye tu jaye kahan...
Batao Wo Konsa Janwar Hy

Jo Na Kaam Kerta Hy Na Kaaj
Sab Se Cheen Ker Khata Hai
Aur Us Ka Sir Us K Jism Se Bada Hai ???





Batao ???









Haar Gaye






Altaf Hussain ... ;->


Some like Sunday
Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.
Happy Birthday my sweetheart

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Submitted By Humayun From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Sardar Goes to Doctor n Say: Badan pe kahin pe bhi ungli lagata hon tu dard hota ha , Doctor Exrays jis entire body and finds that the sardar''s finger is fractured :)
Muqadar mein "raat" ki neend nahi to kya howa "JAn|x"

Hum b muqadar ko choona laga kr din ko so jate hain...! ;->