traffic rules

traffic rules
A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school

He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students


wait for the teachers
  

Jul, 25 2011     147 chars (1 sms)     2806 views       Funny

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Do you know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent girls?

Both don''t exist .

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Kisi ki taraf dosti ka haath itni jaldi na berhao!


Ho sakta hai us nay...







Washroom se aa kr haath na dhoey hon!
-Commandar Safegaurd
Teacher : Correct the sentence, "A bull and a cow is grazing in the Field"
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies First
Zindagi main 3 cheezain muqadar walo ko milti hain:

eik,
Acha or mukhlis dost

dusra,
Sacha Pyar

or
Teesra....
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Meetha kharbuza... ;->
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without conscience, wealth without work, knowledge without
character, industry without morality, science without humanity, worship without sacrifice.
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"Yet To Be Seen"
Breaking News!

Now call charges will b charged accordng 2 ur brain size.

smaller da size cheaper wil be da call rates.



Congrats U can make free calls now....
Hey how r u?How''s life?
Buddy my engagement is fixed on the 30th of this month
so u r invited n please pray for me!!!

hAmY
Teachr 2 Students:
Wht Wil U Do Wid A
1000Rs. Lying On d
Floor? Wil U Keep It?

Student: Not @ All

Teachr: V.Gud Thn
Wht Wil U Do ?

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Definition for Human being:

A creature that cuts trees

,makes papers and writes

"SAVE TREES"

on it..!!!

Funny people.....!!!!!!
Happy
Dhakkan
Day... ;->


Ye SMS Us Ko Karna Jo Aap Ki Nazar Me Dunia Ka Sab Se Bada Dhakkan Hy
Maine Tou Kar Dia, Ab Aap Ki Bari Hy... ;->
If ur world is spinning around
and
ur heart is beating fast..
Do u think its love?
?
?
?
Na Munna Na
it’s called High Blood Pressure