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Pathan: O yara subah se hum ko koi battery low k number se miss call de raha hai...=P;->
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May, 13 2010
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Why Can A Man Not Be
Why Can A Man Not Be
Handsome And Intelligent
At The Same Time? ....
Because He Would Be A
Woman Then ... ;->
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Beautiful Girls Don''t Like to Study Because....
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They Knows K Dunya K Kisi Konay Main.
Koi Na Koi Gadha, Unke Liye Parh He Raha Hoga. :-)
garam shakar kandi
Pathan Job K Liye London Jata Hai:
Officer: Tum Pakistan Main Kya Karobaar Kartay Thy?
Pathan: Selling G.S.K.
Officer: Ye Kya Hai?
Pathan: Garam Shakar Kandi. :-)
Itni pyar bhari nazron se
itni pyar bhari nazron se dekha usne mjhe
AYE DOST
dil to gaya hi gaya
sath main 10 rupay wala somasa bhi gir gaya
Ur like a target dat
Ur like a target dat I always try 2 aim at. How I wish I cud aim u at d heart. But evrytime I fail, I fil so sad. U know y? Its bcoz I always end up missin u.
What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ?
What is common to both Deepika Padukone and Ranbir Kapoor ??
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Ok... Its OSO thats common to both
wondering how ??
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Because Deepika is associated with Om Shanti Om and Ranbir is associated with O.. Saawariya O... :))....
Beauty Is The
Beauty
Is
The
Power ...
By Which
A Woman
Charms
A Lover
And
Terrifies
A Husband ...
Two rules u need to follow in life..
Two rules u need to follow in life..
1. HamYis always right.
2. Whenever you feel HamY is wrong, slap yourself & read rule no. 1 ;)
Interview 4 New Admission
USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
PathAn KA Interview
PathAn KA Interview Ho RAhA ThA: BatAo " N W F P" Ka KyA MatLAb Hai??
PathAn BoLA
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NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN . . .
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
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Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
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Bhai: Kyunki Jail Mein Khaane
Ko Sirf Hawa Aur Laat Hi Milti Hai
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