Exams...!

Exams...!
Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...
  

Dec, 12 2011     148 chars (1 sms)     2692 views       Exam

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A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study:p
exams are the part of our daily routine life,







so ghabraney kee baat naheen jo kam aaj naheen huwa kal sahee
~SUNO~ Aisa nhi krty "Jb paper aata hi na ho to ink zaya nhi krty"
~SUNO~ Jb nakal ka chance ho
to phir prha nhi krty"

~SUNO jb dost laaik ho apna,
to booti laya nhi krty.

Suno examinr ko galiyaan dete hen,
sir pe charhaya nhi krty.

Suno yahaan ka system ulta hy,
jo gues me hun swal wo aya nhi krty.

Suno ye boht hassaas ghari hoti hy,
dost ko paper me azmaya nhi krty.

~SUNO~ jb paper ata ho,
kisi ko dikhaya nhi krty...
What is Éduçati0n ?

Educati0n is an 0raganised system thr0ugh whch we waste 0ne half 0f our life t0 learn h0w 2 waste the remaning half 0f 0ur life.
Yahoooooo... ....!
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Exams ki $aari taiyaari ho gayi
.
('';'')
.
.
.
Pen
pencil
scale
eraser

sab taiyar hai

AB BUS..
padhna baki hai
classic example for students of different age
groups :-

1st to 3 rd stndard- hey I studied everything
for exam...
......
4th to 6th std- Hey that Question was very
hard so I dint read that..

6th to 10th std- hey read only important
questions...

10 th to 11 th std- abe 4 chapters r enough....

12 th- saale whch exam is 2day...

Engineering/medical students - Oh ! exam aaj tha ....
Kamino bataya kyon nahi ..??
tney bharam tootey they ik aur bharam toot gya,






ussee subject pas huwa jis ka paper mujh sey chooot gya
Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...
itni shidat se maine pass hone ki koshish ki hay


k har teacher nay mujhay marks dene ki sazish ki hay


yeh exam bhi apni filmo ki tarha hotay hain



end mai sab kuch acha ho jata hai


HAPPY
.......ENDINGS
Tamam stuDntz sy appeaL hy k wo apny apny result sy phly
GHAR Ki sB chaplz , jharu nd waiper chupa dyn.
A msg 4rm



''SSF''






''SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION'' ;->
Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams

Keeping The Syllabus Constant

Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension
I have a pen which is blue,
I have a friend which is you.
Flowers will die, waters will dry,
But our Friendship will never say Goodbye