Full Mental

Full Mental
Professor to Students: "1 platform 2km lamba hy, Aandhi chal rahi hy 60km/h ki speed se, aur 1 train aai aur mashriq se maghrib ki taraf chali gayi. tou ab sawal yeh hy k meri umar kitni hy?"

Saaray Students hairaan ho kar aik doosre ki taraf dekhne lagay, 1 Student ne jawab dene k liye haath kharra kiaa.

Student: Sir apki umar 42 saal hy.

Professor: Good, lekin tum ne kese calculate kiaa?

Student: Sir humare ghar k pass 1 aadmi rehta hy, woh half mental hy aur uski umar 21 saal hy....
  

Mar, 02 2012     494 chars (4 sms)     2468 views       Funny

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wo hamarey binna beqrar rahtey hein,
shayad issi ko pyar kahtey hein,

naheen yeh kuch aur hee lagta hai,
mein maqrooz hoon un ka iss ko udhar kehtey hein
There is a saying..
"if U want 2 be greAt U must walk with greAt people".
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Seriously,
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I have no objection, U can walk with ME... ;->

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Choti si Memory wala tera mobile hai
Kuch to Khayal kar.



Jab load shedding ho out of control,
khirki darwaze khol ....
khirki darwaze khol...
Chanda mama ko bol!

All izzz wel



KESC wale kia jane student ka ab kya hoga??

Revision krega ya pasine mei khuwar hoga?

tu mom Bati jala.

Generator chala. U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaiya all iz well

Janix all izz wel ;->
Ek Sahab Tez Chaltay Ja Rahay Thay,

Ek Larki Ko DeKh Kr Ruk Gaye Or Bolay

"Mainay Apko Pehlay Kahin Dekha Hai"

Girl Answer:Yes! I''m Nurse In Mental Hospital;-)

Techr: agr 1 aur 1 2 hote hain aur 2 aur 2 4 hote hain

aur 3 aur 3 6 hote hain

phir 7 aur 7 kitne hon ge?

Studnt: sir,

asaan wale ap ne khud hal kr lye
aur mushkil wala mere lye chor diya. :-)
Hum dua karte hain Khuda se,
ki wo aap jaisa dost aur na banaye,
Ek Cartoon jaisi cheez hai humare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye!
I Don''t Cheat,

I Just Change The Rules!

I Always Want To Rise Up,

But Gravity Brings Me Down!

GLOBAL WARMING BURNT MY HOMEWORK
Always smile ,you know why?
B’coz…..Hanso! Jiyo! …
Muskurao!…Kya Pata…
Kal Daant ho na ho!…
Keep smiling..
Teacher: Zinda rehne k
liye kia cheez zaruri
hy ???


Student:
Zinda rehne k liye teri
qasam ...
Ek mulaqat zaruri hy
sanam ... ;->
1.Do you feel lazy to get up early in the morning ?

2.Does a book work as a sleeping pill?

3.Attend classes only for attendance?
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4.see the calendar for holidays ?

5.cell in place of a pen ?

If the above is happening with u..
congratulations!

U r a perfect student ;-)
>> A brave guy pulled out 6 people from a burning house...
>> still he was in jail.......why?
>> coz all the 6 were firebrigade staff !