muhavre ka istemal karo

muhavre ka istemal karo
Sir: Muhavre Ka Istemal Karo.


"Mun Me Pani Aana"





Sardar: Jaise Hi Maine Nal Ko
Muh Laga K Nal Chalu Kiya,


Mere Mun Mai Pani Aa Gaya.
  

Apr, 28 2012     141 chars (1 sms)     2894 views       Anniversary

more Anniversary SMS Messages

I LOVE U Are Words Just Three,
Which Mean So Much On Our ANNIVERSARY.
So This Is What I Want To Say,
Live In My Heart N There 4 Ever Stay!
chooha Billi Se Darta Hai

Billi Kuttay Se Datrteee Hai

Kutta Aadmee Se Darta Hai

Aadmee
Biwi Se Darta Hai

Or
Biwi Choohay Se Dartee Hai

Hai Na Dunya Gol !!!!
May Everything Happy And Everything Bright Be Yours On Your Birthday From Morning Till Night. And Then Through The Year May The Same Thing Hold True So That Each Day Is Filled With Life's Best Things For You!
Being a great father is like shaving.

No matter how good you shaved today,

you have to do it again tomorrow.
One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.


1 murghi ko qatal karo


1 Murghi ko QATAL karo.



Phir Dahi ka Safaid KAFAN do

Shan Masalay say Khushbu ki DOHNI do.
Us k baad Chawal mein us ki QABAR Banao.
jab Tayar ho jaey to "Mujhay" Dawat do.
ta''k mein us ki NAMAZ E JANAZA parhaoon.
HAPPY BIRYani Day!
William Shakespeare says...

Marriage is the Only War...

In which Both the Enemies Sleep
Together :):):)
Most interesting lines on T shirt of a girl,
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Exuse me!
My face is above..... =P ;->
choom leti hain latak kar kabhi chahra kabhi lub,
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tum ne zulfon ko bohat sir pe charha rakha hai..!!
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"Subha Bakher
Asalam-o Aluikum

Wo Keh K Chaley K Ab Hum Sirf
Tmhary Khwabon Me Aengy "PAppu",,,


Light ki wAjA sE Neend He Nhi Aati,
KhuwAb KyA "KAddu" Aayen gy... ;->
To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary