One Day Teeth and Tongue

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..

Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"

Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->

May, 13 2010 224 chars (2 sms) 1905 views Funny

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Never ask for a hug Jus take it.

Never ask
for a hug
Jus take it.

Never ask
Do U Luv me
Say I Luv u

Nvr sy I
Cant live wdout u
Sy I live 4 u

U''ve been trained
nw go & flirt !!

Daalne Laga Main Cheekhne Lagi Wo

Daalne Laga Main
Cheekhne Lagi Wo

Hua Dard Itna
K Seh Na Saki Wo

Takleef Hui Itni
Boli Bahar Nikalo

Khuda K Waaste Haath Main
Duusri Choori Dalo . . . ;->

SAYING:

SAYING:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Makes a man healthy wealthy n wise.

CURRENT:
Early 2 bed early 2 rise,
Your girlfriend will go with other guys.

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse

Mummy: Jo Mera Sabse

Jyada Kehna Manega,

Usse Hi Me Yeh Saari Toffies Dungi.

Kid: Tab To Yeh Saari Toffee Papa Ko Hi Milengi.....! ;-D

Difference between

Difference between Husband & gadha.

Ans:Husband gadha ban sakta hai,
but
Gadha itna bhi gadha nahi k husband bane!!

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,

''Jab paad diya to darna kya,
Jab paad diya to darna kya.

Paad diya koi Potti nahi ki,
Chup chup k Naak band karna kya.

Aaj karen ge khul k Pakhana,
Jaan bhi le le chahe Zamana.

Poti wohi jo dunya dekhe,
Patla sa dast ab karna kya.

Jab paad diya to darna kya''

''Pehle hath pe Phir hont pe

''Pehle hath pe
Phir hont pe

Phir ankh pe
Phir gal pe

Aur phir nak pe

?
.

.

?

KISSSSS

Qadar MAKHIYAN Tang Karti Hain GARMI Main.. Safiullah''

Land lord

Land lord:Ok,I give you 3 more days to pay rent.
Tenent:Right sir,I select the days of Diwali,
Holi
and
Christmas

''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k behosh ho geya

''1 Car se ik Kawwa takra k
behosh ho geya

Aadmi kawwe ko Ghar le gya or
pinjry m band kerdiya

kawwa jaaga tu
bola:
hai Allah jail ho hai
Lagta hai Driver mer gya.''

pathan angoor bech raha tha

1 pathan angoor bech raha tha
mgr keh raha tha aaloo le lo aaloo.

2sry admi ne kaha khan saab ye to angoor hai.
Pathan. Chup ho jao warna makhia aa jayn gi.

How 2 catch squirrels?

How 2 catch squirrels?
It''s simple
Just climb a tree & sit
Squirrels will come in search of U
U know Y?
''Coz They Love NUTS!!

Husband To Wife

Husband : Janu Tum Mujhy Ak Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho Wife Sharmate Hoye : Kahan se Janu….? Husband : Dooooooooooooooooooor Sy….

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