Yes i Like ur eyes

Yes i Like ur eyes

'Girl: Wat do u like in me?

Boy: Those two white big balls having black dots on it.

Girl: Whatttt?

Boy:Yes i Like ur eyes.'
  

Aug, 27 2012     130 chars (1 sms)     2539 views       Double Meaning

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Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above. ;) :p
"Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,
Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka"

"Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,
Patta Patta Gulab Ka."

'Kuch larkian ahista ahista deti hain

kuch larkian jaldi de deti hain

or kuch larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay

or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay.
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her kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay ...
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Ik vari fer teri soch ko 80 topo ki salami'
Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?

Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.

Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan He Nikal Gai.

Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.

Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.


1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.



Ye 2 Ghanta Ki


Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.
Girl: What do you like in me?
Boy: Those who white big balls having black dots in it.
Girl: Whattt???
Boy: Yes i like your eyes. Its really beautiful..
Aap ko "CHODA"..Aap ko pir "CHODA"Aap ko bar bar
"CHODA"Aap ko hamesha hamesha k leye"CHODA AUGUST"
mubarik ho.Hahahahaaaa..
Smile Is The 2nd Best Thing U Do With Ur Lips.
Of Course You Know The First One... :-D




It's Keeping Ur Mouth Shut. :-P
But I Like The Way U Think! ;-)
Phochta
Hai Jab Koi K Duniya Mein
Mohabbat Hai Kahan?
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Muskura Deta Hon Main
Or Yaad Aa Jati Hy Maa….
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Honay wali
Bahao..
KISSING at the top,HOLDING at the middle &FIRE at the bottom!


Do you know the ANSWAR?


WHAT?

ho...don''t think dirty...


its A ''''CIGRETTE''''
Dil chahta hai k khara kar k ap k hath me pakra d0n? ? ? Aur ap usy hila hila k b0lo
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ES PARCHAM K SaYE TaLaY HUM 1 HaiN..... ;->

'BOy: mn 18 sal ka hOn, aur tum?Girl: mn b 18 ki.Boy: tu chal na.Girl: sharma k, kahan?BOy: vOte dene!SOch badlO mulk badly ga"'

'Wife: Aj Raat Nahi Dalwaongi
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Kal B Ap Daal K So Gay thay

Bohat Jalan Hui thi
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Mai Sari Raat Masalti rahi
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Pani bhi Nikalta Raha
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Lagta Hai Ye Eye Drop Expire Ho gaya Hai.'