TOP 3 UNIVERSITIES RULE

Top 3 universities rule:

1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping

2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow

3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent

Sep, 13 2012 168 chars (2 sms) 2774 views Anniversary

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Happy Wedding Anniversary

Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary

person in toilet hears from adjacent

A person in toilet hears from adjacent toilet
Hi, how r u?
he is embarassed and says doin, just fine...

So what r u up to?
well, just sitting like you....

Can i come over?
No, no i am kinda busy now !!

listen, i have to call u back.
There is an idiot in other toilet who is
answering my questions.. ;->

somehow not only fo

Somehow, not only for Christmas, But all the long year
through, The joy that you give to others, Is the joy
that comes back to you. And the more you spend in blessing,
The poor and lonely and sad, The more of your heart"s
possessing, Returns to you glad.

christmas waves a ma

Christmas waves a magic wand over this world, and behold,
everything is softer and more beautiful.

memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hai

Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na

Abbu:nahi dunga

Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga

Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao

Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D

Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?

Your Love Makes My Days

Your love makes my days Happy and bright,
Into my world you Brought pure delight
Joy beyond reason You have given me,
Our love is true This I can see.

one father is more than

One
father
is
more
than
a
hundred
School
masters.

I Don’t Know What

I Don’t Know What It Is That You Saw In Me,
What I Saw In You Was The Utmost Happiness
That Can Ever Be,
Even More So On The Day When You And I
Became “We”,
I Can Still Smile And Say With Love And
Truth Honey, I Love You…
Happy Anniversary.

pappu

Teacher to papu: tumhare Papa kya karte hai?
Pappu:
;
;

;
;
;

Jo meri Mummy Kahti hai

Weve Had Our Ups And Downs

We"Ve Had Our Ups And Downs, This We Both Know, Through It All Our Love Still Managed To Grow Different Thoughts We Had About Many Things, But Our Love For Each Other, Had No Attached Strings.
Happy Anniversary.

To the beautiful couple

To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary

meri aankhen rakh lo

Meri Aankhen Rakh Lo Mujhe Kuch Khwab De do,

Jis Mai Tumhari Jhalak Ho Aesi Sharab Dedo,

Chalo Choro Sari Baten,
Aisa Karo

"Faraz"

1 Naan Aur 4 Kabab Dedo.

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