TOP 3 UNIVERSITIES RULE

TOP 3 UNIVERSITIES RULE
Top 3 universities rule:

1: Be quite in the class
because
others are sleeping

2: Don’t forget to carry
Books
it works as pillow

3: keep the campus clean
so
be absent
  

Sep, 13 2012     168 chars (2 sms)     2671 views       Anniversary

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main tere milnay ko moajza keh raha tha lekin..

tere bicharnay ka saniha bhi kamaal guzra...!
When ALLAH gives us ‘NO’ for an answer Keep in mind that there is a much great...er ‘YES’ behind it. His ‘NO’ is not a ‘REJECTION’, But a ‘REDIRECTION’ ?
To the beautiful couple in all the land, May your anniversary be Happy and Grand. Happy Anniversary.
newspaper mein istihar aya "hmare pass aisi product hy, jisko pehn kr aap puri dunia ko dekh skte hain, mgr apko koi nai dekh skta rs.10,000+free home delivry 1 larki na istihar parhte hi 10,000 bheje kuch dino baad tcs 1 packet le h aya larki ne jaldi sa khola to andr se 1 "burqa" nikla wo b topi wala
tujh ko kis phool ki nishani don"faraz"

tu juda aisy mosam main howa jub darkhton k hath khali thy.
The most important thing you fixed Was on your day of leisure When you fixed your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure I love you** Happy Anniversary ***
Intahai educational shair arz hai..!!

Honton pe hai lipstick aur naina kajal se lais...

Neutralization Takes place when acid react with base...
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Uski zulfoon ne na jaane kitne dilon ko lgai thais...

Tangent theeta is equal to perpendicular upon base. :-P
Bhikari: Baboo 10 Rs. ka sawal hai, chaay (Tea) peenee hai.

Aadmee: Lykin chaay tu 05 Rs. ki aati hai.

Bhikari (sharmatay hoay): Woh meri girl friend bhi saath hai.
?"HURT me with TRUTH...BUT....Never satisfy Me with a LiE"............
That special day is here again The day we took our vows You're just as special to me today As you still get me aroused. Happy Anniversary Lover
Long After Our Anniversary And This

Greeting Has Been Thrown Away Think

Of The Thought Behind It,Each And Everyday,


Happy Anniversary Lover!
All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!