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ek mard or ek orat bike pe ja rahey thay to policewaley ne rok kar poocha ye orat tumhari kia lagti hai ?
mard ne jawab dia k, iss ka susar mere susar ka baap hai.
batao orat or mard ka aapus mey kia rishta hai ?
  

Dec, 31 2012     212 chars (2 sms)     4513 views       Q n A

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If Someone Purposes You..

And You Dont Love Him/Her,

Hw Wud You Deny Him/Her Without Breaking Heart??
Apki wife apni Rukhsati Sey 2 Ghantay Pehley Kya Mehsoos Karen gi?
Select A Number Then I''ll Tell U..
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replY... =P
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1: Allah Jaldi Rukhsati Ho

2: Me to tang agae hun itna Bhari Lehenga

3: Kash me ami abu k sath rhti

4: Pta nai kia ho ga aj rat

5: Aj to meri kher nai

6: Me ne nai rona make up khrab hoga

7: Hansi a rhe hy

8: Allah kre movie achi aye

9: Akhir mere dil ki murad puri ho he gae

10: Rona a rha hy ;->
Aisi konsi Sabzi hai jiska pehle Harf hatao to Ek Qeemti Cheez ka Naam Banta hai
Last word hatao to ek Khanay ki Cheez ka Naam Banta hai
aur Agar First And Last, Dono Alphabets hatao to ek Famous Lady ka Naam banta hai ???



Ans: KHEERA
What Will Ur Husband say to u "ghoonghat utthaane k baad" at ur wedding night?
pick up any one number,i will tell u later.

1,3,5,7,9,11,13,15,17,19,21

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1:me joruu ka ghulam ban k rahoonga

3:Uff me kahan phans gaya

5:I cant wait more

7:Betta tension naa lo

9:tumhare kitne boy friends the?

11:U r good but I love someone else

13:Hyeee me mar gaya

15:Ghoonghat waapas daal dega

17:My love for U is infinite

19:Bhootniiiiiiii

21:Tum Mujhe pehle kyuun nhi mili...
agar har dil pyar karta hai to log issey burra kyun samjhatey hein?
Agar pyar mein taqat hoti hai to log izhar sey kyun dartey hein.
Agar pyar k koi mazhab naheen hota to log mehboob ko sirf apna kyun kehtey hein?

Reply Guys.
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1:Apko sbse zyada sms snd krne wale ka nam?

2:Apko apke msgs ka fast reply kon krta hai?

3:Apko preshan dekh k kon zyada preshan hota hy?

4:Apka ideal?

5.Apko gusa ks bat p ata hai?

6.ap k 4bst frnds k nam jin ko ap kabi nhi khona chahtay hon?
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2 ___
3 ___
4 ___

7:Apky dushman ka nam?

8:im urz?

10:ek khwahish jis k poora hone tk znda rhna chahte hai?

11:chahna acha lgta hai ya chahe jana?

Reply honestly and fast.
wo kon sa sentence hy jis main A to Z alphabates atay hai Reply on my Number if u r well mind girl or guy.
Q : Duniya Ke Woh 2 kon se Juram hain jo Paya Takmeel Tak Poonch jaye tu Duniya ki Koi taqaat (Power) Saza (punishment) nahi de sakti ,ager woh Na Mukamal ( uncompelte ) rahay tu Saza de ja sakti hai ???

Ans : 1- Sucide and 2- Bar Saray Iqtidar ( Become Prisident of Country as like Musharaf )
If I Was A Non Living

Thing In Ur Life Wat

Wud U Like Me To Be ?

Rply Iz A Must

N Ask Al Ur Frnds

N Get Cool Answerz!
Answers me be Honestly''
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2: Apko preshan daikh kr kon ziada preshan hota hy?
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3: Apka ideal?
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4: Ap k 5 4nds k naam?
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5: Apke dushman ka naam?
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6: I m ur?
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7: U r my?
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Q : Woh Kiya hai Jisay HARAM karar diya gaya hai Lekin humaye peene (drink) ko bhi kaha gaya hai ???


Ans : GUSSA ..
Take away my first letter; take away my second letter; take away all my letters, and I would remain the same. What am I. . . ?
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Answer "Letter box "