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ek mard or ek orat bike pe ja rahey thay to policewaley ne rok kar poocha ye orat tumhari kia lagti hai ?
mard ne jawab dia k, iss ka susar mere susar ka baap hai.
batao orat or mard ka aapus mey kia rishta hai ?
  

Dec, 31 2012     212 chars (2 sms)     5088 views       Q n A

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Momentz U Luved Spending Wid ME :

Momentz u Regreted Spending Wid Me:

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