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Examiner: Tell Me The Name Of This Bird By Seeing Its Legs Only? Sardar: I Don’T Know. Examiner: You are Failed, What’S Your Name? Sardar: See My Legs & Tell My Name .
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We Have Been Listening :

We Have Been Listening :

"Practice Males Perfect ... "

But

Also That Too :

"Nobody is Perfect ... "

So

"What Is The Point Of Practicing ..." ;->

A hindhu in USA

A hindhu in USA collapses on road due to heart attack, Ambulance picks him up. Hindu starts chanting Hari Om, Hari Om, Hari Om. Ambulance raches his house. wife screams "why did you not take him to the hospital?" doctor replies "because he kept saying hurry home, hurry home!!!!!!!!!!!

Name The Animal Which

Name The Animal Which Is Exactly Like Dog But Wakls On Three Legs ..??

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Socho

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Itna Bhi Nahi Pata ...

LANGRA KUUTA

. . Baqi load shedding agle saal se hogi.

31 December ko is saal load shedding ka akhri din hoga..
"Raja Pervaiz Ashraf"
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Baqi load shedding agle saal se hogi... ;->

PLz Pray For Me

PLz Pray For Me

I just Got my MedicaL report My condition is
Very CriticaL

As Days r Passing i''m Becoming
More

CuTe

SMARTER

&

AttracTive

Its Not CurabLe. . . ;->

First Week :

First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic onÂ mobile lines")
Third We ek : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")

Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

Taliban:Hm Buht Jald Karachi Arhe Hen

MQM: Aslaha Le Lo

Awam: Rashan Le Kar Rakh Lo

Pathan: Istaqbal Karo,

Memon: BURQAY KHARID LO BAD ME RATE BARH JAINGE.

There are 3 kind of Men..

There are 3 kind of Men..

Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->

> > B A d L u C k < <

> > B A d L u C k < <

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K i L L

T h e

B i g g e s t

F o o L

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W o r l d

''B u t''

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K n o w

Y o u r

A d d r e s s .=P;->

Ghar waliii

Dosti Kro College wali se
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

AMERICAN :"OUR DOG FIND BOMS"

JAPANIES: " OUR FISH PLAY FOOT BALL"

INDIAN: YE TO KUCH BHI NAHI HAI YAAR....................................... HUMARE TO GADHE BHI WORDCUP KHELTE HAIN.

Love in France IS A COMEDY

Love in France IS A COMEDY

In England A TRAGEDY

In Italy A WONDER!

In Germany A DRAMA

But

In PAK LOve is a

"National Game"

HUM BOLAIN MOHABBAT KI ZABAN

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