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Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh
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Jul, 25 2013
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Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full
Bas kar yaar, mera pura inbox full ho gaya hai tere sms se..........
Ye tareeqa hai mujhe SMS NA KARNE WALE LOGO K LIYE "GANDHIGIRI" se samjhane ka tarika.
Teacher : What do you call a person
Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?
Pupil : A teacher.
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Wife: Yesterday I saw a very beautiful girl.
Husband: Then what happened?
Wife: I just kept on admiring her, on and on..
Husband (gets irritated): WHAT happened then?
Wife smiled and said: I moved away from the mirror!
mobile ko qabz ki shikayat hai
Kia Aap K Mobile Ko Qabz Ki Shikayat Hai
Jo SmS Nahi Nikal Rahy
2 Tablet Easy Load K Khila Do Qabz Toot Jaye ga
Aur SmS Aney shuroo Ho Jain Gay... ;->
Good Morning ! (bina bijli k)
2008 .....
Good Morning !
(bina bijli k)
Have A Nice Day
(bina bijli k).....
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Stay Happy
(bina bijli k) ....=P;->
''Father Watching Fashion T
''Father Watching Fashion TV suddenly son came.
Father: Gharib Larkiyaan Hain Kaprey leny k liye B paisa nahi hy!
Son: Is se b Gharib Aaye to Mujhe B Bula lena. :-)''
Bhengi Wife:
Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?
Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai. Vo aise bachai
Aaj mene 1jaan bachai.
Vo aise bachai
Fakir ko pucha.. 1000 ka note dun to kya karega?
wo Bola..
khushi se mar jaunga.
Mene kaha..
ja
nahi deta...!
\==== A CrAzY ThOuGhT ====/
\==== A CrAzY ThOuGhT ====/
I HaVe g0t ThE KeYs To SuCcEsS . . .
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BuT SoMeBoDy KeEpS On ChAnGiNg The LoCkS . . . . ;->
A promising young man
A promising young man
should go into politics so that he can
go on promising for the rest of his life.
height of selfc
|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||
Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"
Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
Situation Befor marriage: rose are red
Situation
Befor marriage:
rose are red
sky is blue
i luv one, dat is u...
After marriage:
roses are dead i hav flu,
don''t come near,
prray murr tu .->
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