Baghat aur bagawan

Bhakt: Hey bagwan mujhe dard de, mere piche bhut laga de, tension de, mujhe barbaad kar de, dukh de.
Bhagwan: Abey ek line mein bol tuhje BIWI chahiye.

Aug, 16 2013 152 chars (1 sms) 1889 views Funny

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Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se

Husband to Wife: Main Tumhari Roz Roz ki Farmaishon Se
Tang Aa Gaya Hon.

Is liye Khud Khushi Karne Ja Raha Hon.

Wife: Acha Ek White Saari to Dila Den
Main Iddat K Dino Mai Pehnungi.

free call from any n

Free Call From Any Network In Zero Balance.
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Call Customer Care & Enjoy..!!

''Aaj deedar,

''Aaj deedar,

kal yaar,

parson pyaar,

phir iqraar,

aur phir intezaar,

phir takraar,

phir daraar,

saari mehnat bekaar,

aur aakhir mein

Ek aur devdas at beer bar!''

''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti

''Bhag Jaye Uski Beti Gadha Gaari Pe

FARAZ!!

Jisne Pabandi Lagai hai Double Sawaari Pe!!''

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?

''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level
Copy to clipboard''

Colour of underwear

Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear

Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Wife: Chiragh Le Kar Bhi Dhondo Gy.

Tab Bhi Puri Dunya Main Mujh Jesi Biwi Nahi milegi.

Husband: Tumne Kese Soch Liya K.

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Dosri Baar Bhi Tumhary Jesi Biwi He Dhondonga. :-)

Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga.

Friend: Matric k Baad kia Karo Gey?

Pathan: Agar Fail hua to Mochi Banun Ga.

Friend: Agar Pass Hue To?

Pathan: Phir to Inshallah Hum Apna Tandoor Kholey Ga. :-)

''Tum aa gaye ho ;

''Tum aa gaye ho ; Noor aa gaya hai
Chalo teeno picture challe.....''

i m a pepco share holder

2 Men jumping frm a terrace.

1st man :This is my 50th time.

I m a Guinness record holder...

2nd man:This is my 1st time.

I m a PEPCO Share Holder.

Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola

Pathan Road Accident K Bad Bola
Hum Sedha Jata Tha
Road Bhi Sedha Jata Tha
Hum Seadha Chalta Geya

Road Yakdam Mur Gya

Samne Aik Darkht Ata Tha Ham Darkht Ki Taraf Jata Tha Darkht Hmari Tarf Ata Tha

Humne Break Mara

Darkht Nahin Ruka
Osne Aakar Gari Ko Takr Mara
Ye Khanzeer Darkht Ka Chalan Kro

Sorry 4 disturbing u.

Sorry 4 disturbing u.
can u fax me ur
photo,
its very urgent,
serious matter has
comeup
actually,
we r playing cards
and I lost the joker

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