Mr. Inside Went 2 C
Mr. Outside. Inside
Standing Outside Called
Outside Outside But
Outside Standing Inside
Called Inside Inside
When Inside Came Inside
Outside Went Outside 2 C
Inside Then Outside Called
Inside Outside But Inside From
Inside Called Outside Inside ...
Now Where Is Ur Brain
Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->
Officer: Soldier, do
you have change for
a dollar?
Soldier: Sure, buddy.
Officer: That''s no way to
address an officer! Now let''s try it again.
Soldier, do you have
change for a dollar?
Soldier: No, SIR ;->
Man to motel desk clerk
Man to hotel desk clerk:How much for room.
Clerk:depends on room size
Man:Do you take children?
Clerk:No, sir,only cash and credit cards
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE. . . ;->
''God didnt promise days without pain, laughter without sorrow, sun without rain, but He did promise strength for the day, comfort for the tears, and light for the way''''
