Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional

Pressure On Brain Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For Exams

Keeping The Syllabus Constant

Zubaida Apa’s 1st Law Of Tension

Mar, 25 2014 145 chars (1 sms) 4672 views Exam

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Tips to be Successful

Tips to be Successful in exams,
1-khud aitmadi k saath paper attempt karein
2-koshish kar k baat apney ilfaz mein byan karein
3-ghup marein aisee jo haqeeqat ko touch kar k jaati ho.

In the whole tumharey bus kee baat naheen, so keep on enjoying cheating

Exams...!

Exams are like girl friends
- difficult 2 understand
- too many questions
- more explanations are needed
And results are most of the time failure...

No doubt exams

No doubt exams r a matter of luck,

how?

"coz the checker throws the papers on the ceiling fan, which one is droped on his checking table is regarded as pass"

Kyun hai na matter of luck

Attitude of a ''STUDENT''

Attitude of a ''STUDENT''

"This Exam Is Tooo Easy For Me.
How Could The Examiner Make Such Easy Paper.
I''ll Give Him Another Chance To Challenge Me" =P =D

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola

Ek din ek ladka apne dost se bola:
University se mera result check kar ke aa ke batao!

Magar yaad rahe, mere saath abba hongey!

Agar main ek subject me fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
ek momin ki taraf se salaam.

Agar 2 mein fail ho gaya to kehna ke:
2 musalmaan bhaiyon k taraf se salam!

Dost university se result dekh ke aaya or bola..
Tamaam Ummat-e-muslimeen O Muslimaat ki taraf se salaam!

Yeh student kiYeh student ki

Yeh student ki pehchan hai.
Hath mein cigret mun me pan hai.
Mashoor ye shetan hai.
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Parhna isay ata nhi,
Class me kabi jata nai,
Canteen iski jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Jalso me sab se agay hai,
Naaro me sab se agay hai,
Imtehan me naqal iski aan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai.

Larkio k pichay para hai,
Jo larki ghusa ho jaye zara,
Tab yeh uska banta bhai jan hai,
Yeh student ki pehchan hai

exam result ka insurance

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
Toh har exam ka pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote toh thik hai,
Varna insurance claim karva lete…

Examz se 1 month

Examz se 1 month pehle aane wale 1st ashray ki dua: Ae Allah aaj se padhne ka irada kr rha hn, meri madad krna

2nd ashre ki dua:
Allah jo sawal mein yaad kron sirf wo imthan me aaye''n

Aakhri ashre ki dua:
Ae Allah is bar pass kra de agli bar khoob dil laga k parho''n ga.. ;->

Student Problem

Student Problem

Kuch Badli Hui Taqdir Nazar Ati Hai

Yadon Ki 1 Zanjir Nazar Ati Hai

Parhen B To Kia Parhen

Har Page Pe Bachiön Ki Tasvir Nazar Ati Hai!

Exams are like GIRL

Exams are like GIRL FRIENDS

1 Too Many Questions.
2 Difficult to Understand.
3 More Explanation is Needed.
4 Result is always FAIL!

Cheating...!

Of course I am not going to cheat on the exam tomorrow,
I am simply going to study during it !!

issi waja sey koi

issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,
issi waja sey koi boht khass ho gya,

cheating karwaney sey wo fail aur pappoo pass ho gya

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