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May, 13 2010
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31st march or 1st ap
31st March Or 1st april
Fool is Fool dosnt matter.
Wishing very happy, prosperous and joyful
Fool Day to the King of Fools...;->
''Jab Jab humein
''Jab Jab humein payaas lugti hay,un k anay ki aas lugti hay,un ki dewangi may hum hogaye itnay deewanay k her larki ki maa apni he saas lugti hay.''
Wat Is D Diff B/W
Wat Is D Diff B/W
Poison & Alcohol?
If U Drink Alcohol,
U Will Dance Around People,
If U Drink Poison
People Wil Dance Around U..!
Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,
Jamhouriat noon lawa lawa k dhappey,
Zardari kehnda "Pakistan Khappey"
Translation:
jamhouriat ko kar k bara pareshan
kehtey hein"khappey ch wady Pakistan"
ek aadmi doosrey se
Ek Aadmi Doosrey Se:
"Bhai Ye Larki Kia
Hoti Hy ... ? "
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Doosra:
"Pata Nahi Bhai , Main
Tou Khud "SAWAAT"
Mein Rehta Hoon... " ;->
google khan
Teacher: Tumhare Abbu Ka Kya Naam Hai? Pathan: Google Khan Teacher: Yeh Kaisa Naam Hua? Pathan: Hum Jahan B Hota Hai, Wo Humko Dhoond Hi Leta Hai. Like
Amir''s girlfriend
Amir''s girlfriend is mudered by someone and Amir lost his memory and tries to find the killer for a revenge.
But
Suspence is [Amir himself is the killer]
NOw..
EnJoy
GHAJINI :P
(KAISA FILM KA MAZA KHARAB KYA) :D
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.
someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.
signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.
hey u know which is
Hey U Know Which is the best day to propose a girl... April 1
U Know Why??
If she accept its your luck otherwise just tell April Foooooll
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko miss karna roz ki baat hai
aap ko yaad karna aadat ki baat hai
aap se door rehna kismat ki baat hai
magar aap ko jhelna himmat ki baat hai
nigahain aj b us kuttay ko tlash krti hy pappu
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
( o_o)
(o_o )
Nigahain aj b us Kuttay ko tlash krti hy
pappu
Jis ne kaha tha
Loadshading 2010 mei khatam hojae gi ;->
ahi Hai Fiza Mein
''Mehsoos Ho Rahi Hai Fiza Mein
Tamatar aur Andon Ki Khushboo faraz,
Lgta Hai Mery watan Ki
Cricket Team Wapis Aney Wali Hai...''
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