"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"

"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
Hight Of Hasrut

Written At The Back Of Suzuki Mehran....

















"Mai Bari Ho K Parado Bano Gi"
  

May, 13 2010     126 chars (1 sms)     2395 views       Funny

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4 Dino ke Chutyian O Raba
Lambi Perhai Lambi Perhai
Perhne Me Dil Mera Lage Kabhi Na
Perhne Se Jan Meri Jai Hmesha
Ktne Zmane Bad O Raba
Chutya Ye Ai Chutya Ai
Principal: Y R U LATE?

Ur Classmates Came

2gether On Time.

Student: Sir,

Sheeps Always

Come Together.

But Lion Always Comes ALONE
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 Me in ur heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs faithfully,
Heart Attack
Professor he aate hon hafta war college me

To uncha q na hoo taleem ka mayar college me

Agarcha dosre mashrob b mehenge nai milte

Magar chalta hai aksar sharbat''e didar college me

Wo degree k bajae ma''m lekar lot aya hai

Mila tha daakhla jisko samandar par college me

Mje shak hai hum dono samdhi na ban jaen

Teri GULNAR college me,

Mera GULZAR college me.... ;->
Reporter: Hakumat ne Sawat & Malakand mutasareen ka bohat help kya
Khana, Pani, Kapre, Camp ko sab kuch dya.




Pathan: Khak help kya! Hukumat ne NASWAR to behja he nhi.
Night Was Dark

Moon Was High

Boy Stopped His Bike

Girl Asked Why ? ? ?

Boy Came Close

She Felt Shy


He Told In Her Ear










DHAKKA MAAR

PEtrol KhattamHo Gya Dear . . . ;->
Pathan:Dr sahab 2 saal pehle mujhe bukhaar huwa tha,

Dr:To ab kya huwa hai ?

Pathan:Aaj yahan se guzar raha tha socha aapse puch loon......"Aapne nahane ko mana kiya tha, Kya ab naha loon? "
Height of Adab
Main sirf ye soch kr paper khali de ata hun
k kahin teacher ye na kahen
k agay sa jawab data hai . . . .:D



I
Am
The
Most
Outstanding
Student Of
My
Class ...


Because ,

I
Always
Stand
Outside
The Class ... ;->

[Presudent Of
Out-standing Students]
''mein nay tum say muhabbat kari aur tum nay kiye mujh pay itnay sitam,
motor khol dou pani khatam''


Sabhi Pakistan Waasiyo se ye Binti ki Jaati Hai k.

Urdu Bhasha Bolty Samay Hindi Shabdon ka Prayog Na Karen.

Aur Shudh Urdu K Prayog ko Jeevan ka Ang Bana Len.


Dhanyawad!
English Theory

"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"

Pakistani Theory

"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->