Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

Tri Khusiyon Pe Muskuraoung Ga

Badalna Nhi Waqt Ki Tarha A Dost

Warna Ho K Ganja "Ghajini"Ka Hero Banjaunga... ;->

May, 13 2010 156 chars (1 sms) 2835 views Funny

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Ek larka ek larki

Ek larka ek larki se Tum mujh se shadi krogi
girl: Nhi
boy:Lekin Q
girl:Mere ghar wale nahi mane gy
boy:Ghar me kon kon ha
girl:1 husband,4 bache:-)

modern dictionary

Modern Dictionary:

*Muhbt:Jske Dam Se Restaurants Abad Hain.

*Talib-E-Ilm:Mustqbl Ka Be Rozgar Tabqa.

*Parda:Jse Khawaten Khirki Pe Dalti Hain.

*Kitab:Wqt Zaya Krne Ka Zaria.

*Dil:Bgher Operation K B Ksi Ko Dye Jaskte Hain.

*College: Tafre Gah,

*University: Lover Se Milne Ki Jagah... =P ;->

Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali

Ek Hair Transplant Kerney Wali
Company Ney Add Banaya Hae:

Aap Shaher Say Ayin Ya Pind Say..

Hamein Hamdardi Hay Sirf Aap Ki Tind Say..!! :-D

gharaylo totky

Gharaylo Totky

1-agr apko kutta kat ly to ap usy kat len.Hisab brabr
2-Dudh phut jay to sfaed dhage sy c len,Ksi ko pta nhe chlega

3-Agr apka qad chota hy tu 3,4 bar phansi lga lain agr bach gy tu bht faida hoga

4-Agr ap k bal girty hn tu tind krwa lain phr nhi girain gy.

can a kangaroo jump

Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?

Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump

They Say

They Say

One Out Of Every 4
People Are Crazy

Think Of Your
3 Closest Friends

If They Seem Normal ,

You Are This One .... ;->

Top 6 Reasons To Be A

Top 6 Reasons To Be A "Charter Accountant"
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1- Hate To Sleep

2 - Like To Study Forever

3 - Enjoyed Life [A/c Student Ov C.A]

4 - Cant Live Widout Tension

5 - Want To Pay For His Sins In This World

6 - Dun Wanna Marry Before 40 Years Ov Age ... ;->

Why Do We Dress Baby

Why Do We Dress Baby
Girl In Pink
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Baby Boys In Blue ... ??
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Because
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They Can''t Dress
Themselves ... ;->

Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se

Agar koi achha sa Msg he to use Jaldi Se
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Paper par likh kar almari me band kar do.
Kahin galti se SEND na ho jaaye,
Kanjoos.

Kisey hor nu na dassin...

Agr Koi Tmhare Pas Aye Or Kahy
"Tm Bewaqof Ho"
To Koi Lmha Zaya Mat Krna,
UsKo Grdan Se Pakrna Or Kehna
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Kisey Hor Nu Na Dassin. Teri mharbani.

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.

10% of road accidents are due to drunken driving.
Which makes it a logical statement that 90%
of accidents are due to driving without drinking!
Piyo Sar Utha Ke!... ;->

A lady delivered twins.

A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows

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Teri Dosti Ko Me Nibhaoun Ga

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