Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi

Akeli Ja Rahi Thi Zndagi
In Mushkil Raaho''n Pr

HAIRAN

PARESHAN

UDAAS

THAKI Hui

Phir

Ek Morr Pr Aap Mily
Aur Bachi Hui Zndagi

Ki b WAAAT Laga Di ;->

May, 14 2010 191 chars (2 sms) 2168 views Funny

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There was ONe guy

There was ONe guy who used to smoke a lot! minimum 2 packs a day. He would make sure his folks never found out. He would always make sure he had loads of mint on him. One day, when he was below his house, his mom was unexpectedly in the balcony, and he didnt have mints on him! He was in a fix. While he was wondering what to do, he sees 2 snakes in the garden. So he eats them tail first. After that his mouth starts smelling of mint. Why?????

Cos he ate 2 snakes (Saap) ulta..so he ate Paas Paas....

1 Frnd:

1 Frnd:Yar Me Jis Larki Ko Chahta Hun,Usne Mujhse Shadi Nhi Ki
2nd: Tumne Usy Bataya K Mera Chacha Karorpati Hai
1:Bataya Tha

2:Phir

1: Ab Wo Meri Chachi Hai.

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Height of behaving cool
Professor to student:
Nalayak, class me baate Q kar raha hy
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Student: Sir, mere messages free nhi hy esliye

> > Law Of Love < <

> > Law Of Love < <

"The Rate Of Change
Of Intensity Of Love Of
A Girl Towards Boy
Is Directly Propotional
To The Instantaneous
Bank Balance Of The
Boy
And
Direction Of This
Love Is Same To As
Increment Or
Decrement Of The
Bank Balance..." ;->

Zamana bhot hi kharab ho gya hai,

Zamana bhot hi kharab
ho gya hai,

her sawal ka ylta jawab
ho gaya hai,

Na Sms na call na hi koi
miss call,

Her banda hi mobile ly
ker nawab ho gaya hai.->

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay kertay hain

kuch loag sirf 2 ghantay
kertay hain

.

Kuch loag 4 ghantay
kartay hain

.

Aur kuch loag to poori
poori raat kartay hain.

abbay aapna moblie
charge!!!!

how ayesha got married to shoaib on phone

This is How Ayesha Got Married to Shoaib on Phone.

Ayesha: Hello Shoaib, Afghanistan ka Capital Kya hai?
Shoaib: Kabul

Ayesha: Sunai Nahi De Raha hai!
Shoaib: Kabul

Ayesha: Arey baba Phir Se Bolo.
Shoaib: Kabul

And They Got Married. :-)

Ya ÅLLAH kisi kø MOBILE nå de*

Ya ÅLLAH kisi kø MOBILE nå de*
Ågr de tö us me $M$ kå system nä de*
Ågr sMs kä system de tö BÅLÄÑCE nå de*
Ägr BÅLÄÑCE de tö 10-12 Msg krny kå HÖ$LÅ b de*
Ameen

hamy is d best n

"hAmY" IS D BEST N CUTEST"

Say dis 10 tymz slowly wid ful AQEEDAT!

Ye msg 7 logo ko send kro 1 khush khabri milegi..

Dont Delete dis iz real,

1 larki ne ise delete krdya tha us k affairs uski AMMI ko pta chal gye

1 or larkay ne ise jhoot smjha usy raat k 2bje uske ABBU ne fone pe baat krte hue pakra kr phenti lagaie,

1 or ny name change kr k fwd kr dya
to usy date pr jaty howy kuttay ny kat lia

so plz dnt ignore n fwd it wdout any CHANGE.. =P ;->

y r u under tension?

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

stdnt-No Sir!

By mistake i brought tomorrow exam''s Chit today:-)

what do you do if

what do you do if a irish man through''s a pin at you ... ... you run cause he''s got a grenade in his mouth

Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Nargis taxi driver se: Daata darbaar chalo gay?

Driver: jee haan

Nargis: kya lo gay?

Driver: paisay

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