Door Se Dekha To ''Sher'' Tha

Door Se Dekha To ''Sher'' Tha
Door Se Dekha To
''Sher'' Tha



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Pas Jane Ka To Saval Hi Nahi Uthta !
  

May, 14 2010     103 chars (1 sms)     2344 views       Funny

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Husbnd:Kya Tumne Mujhe KUTTA Kaha?

No Ans.

Husbnd Again Asks, No Ans.

Then Again He Asks,

Wife: Nahi Kaha.

Plz Ab Bhoka Na Bandh Karo :D
A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer:


Sir jee! barood thora kum dala karen Last time hamara Aadmi jannat se bhi aagay nikal gaya tha. . . . . .!!!
''Banday kol mobile v howy,

Balance v howy

sada number v howy

tay banda faregh v howy

wat v banda sanoo msg na kare,

Arman ta lagday afsos ta lagday…?
Policeman: Tum Ne
Beech Road Pe Bus Q
Rok Di ???

Pathan: Hum Shehr Me
Naya Aya Hy Mgr
Qanoon Nhi Torta,
Wo Samne Dkho Lkha Hy
"BUS STOP"
Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia ;->

End of the World in 2012 means














I have wasted my whole life in school :) :)

Statement By ASIF ZARDARI:

"Mein Apni Wife Ka Badla Zarur Leta"


Magar?


"Khudkushi Haram Hai".


IT''S A SCARY STORY.
READ IT IF U R DARE ENOUGH.

Once in a rain there was an old man standing with a book in his hand for sale.
A man came to him & asked for buying.
He sold the book for Rs. 3000 & said,
"DON''T OPEN LAST PAGE OF THE BOOK"
Else you face problem.
Man finished reading all pages with great fear but not last page.
Out of his curiousity he opened the last page one day.
Then he was shocked to see,



















Rs.3O/=
Pakistan me burai kon phela rha hy?

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1- INDIA
2- AMERICA
3- ISRAEL
4- AFGANISTAN
5- BARTANIA

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Ans:
"GEO".. ;->
?3 SaaL K Bachay Ne Pyar Ki Definition Bataai:
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Pyar ??
Pamper Mei Huwe SuSu Ki Tarha Hota Hy.
Jb Ho Jata Hy To Kisi Ko Nazar Nhi Aata,
Bus Khud Ko Hi FeeL Hota Hy..:-
''No Balance Pls Call Me Urgent
Plz Plz































Is Sms Ko Apny Doston Ko Byjo
Or Dekho Kitny Bywkoof Isy Pura Nai Parhty
Ek Aadmi Business Main Loss K Baad Bohat Ghareeb Ho Gaya
Jab Khaane Ko Kuch Bhi Na Rha Tou Us Ne Apni Biwi Se Kaha:
''''Bachon KO Nanhiyal Bhej Do
Tum Apni Walida K Paas Chali Jao
Aur Mera Kia Hai
Main Susral Chala Jata Hoon'''' ;->
''Crime doesn''t pay...Does that mean my job is a crime?''