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May, 14 2010     124 chars (1 sms)     2638 views       Funny

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Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.
whAt d|d A rAt sAy tO A cAt??




tHink?


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BillO rAn| kAhO tO aBhi jaAan De DuN...!
If Ever iN Your Life U R Very Sad n Feel That U Have Lost Everything,
I''ll Come, Hold ur Hand, Take u 4 Walk oN a Bridge aNd Show u Where 2 Jump From . . . . :p
Ur Friendship Means So Much To Me . . .


That

If V Were Da Last People
On A Sinking Ship. . .


N V Have A Single Life Jacket
Den I Will . . .





















I Will Miss U Yaar . . .
Mother : Why arent you doing very well in History?
Son: Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born. ;->
Pani mai whiskey wilao
to nasha charta hai pani
mai rum milao to nasha
chaeta hai pani mai
brangy milao to nasha
charta hai to pani mai
kuch garbar hai.....-;>
--> Ek Pathan Mufafir ne kaha hai : " Mujay Samaj nahi aati Log Mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay , mujay tu 28 wain din kharish honi shoro ho jati hai " : D
People say "Failure is the stepping stone for success"
I say im making a strong foundation by failing many time...
Long Time ago people who sacrificed thr Love, Youth, Beauty,Friends, Family,Laughter & Happiness
were called "MALANG".




Now,
They r called
"ENGINEERS"
''Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump''
Forget abt D past you cant change it,
Forget abt d future You cant predict it
Forget abt d present I dint get you one
Happy birthday!!!
Laws of sex: The more
beautiful the woman is who loves,the easier it is to leave her with no hadr feelings,